"What kind of club is this"
"It's not the club it's the mafia"
"If this is the mafia, then my ass is green and my name is ya moms"
A story where y/n and her friend moved to Korea to start of their aging life's, they decided to join a college club. T...
It's already been 2 hours and 46 minutes that my ass has been sitting in this, hard ass chair. 2 hours and 46 minutes since I been in this room with this big ass lump of ass sitting next to me, making me hot. 2 hours and 46 minutes of sitting in this damn lecture, with this long as Chinese dude, talking about the figures of law.
Like come on it's time to pack it up. This is only my second class but, I feel like I've been sitting here for months. This professor sounds dead. At least he ain't ugly.
I raise my hand, as he asked if anybody had any questions. "Excuse me Mr. yixing but, even though I would love to sit here and stare at your fine self. May I know what time this lecture ends. I can't feel my ass." I ask as the rest of the class snickers in agreement.
"Thank you for the complement miss— —" I cut him off mid-sentence. "Please call me shortie" I said with a dramatic bow.
"Okay SHORTIE thank you again for the complement. And this lecture is usually 3 and a half hours long, BUT I don't like standing long. So on a normal day it should be an hour long, and everything else will be online" he exclaims while smiling.
"Anymore question" he asks looking around for hands. One he sees none he turns to his desk grabbing his glasses, placing them back on his face putting on his coat. He paused looking around the room.
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"Oh sorry, my bad. Class is dismissed"
On that cue, I grabbed all my shit. Making my way to the door. Before I can step foot out the door I hear the professor shout 'peace out shortie' in English. "Peace out SON" I yell back on my way down the hallway.
Niyå and jungkook said they both would meet me here, so we could ask go to the cafeteria together.
As I meet the spot where we are supposed to meet. I see two bodies on bodies. I mean it was clearly niyå and Jungkook, what dumbass couldn't tell. But she clearly didn't see me coming, she knows that I don't wanna see that shit.
I walked up to their connected bodies and smacked the back of jungkooks neck. "Is you shitting me" I say In a squeal like voice.
Just as he started to pull away, he froze. I tried to get a view of what was stopping him but, all I see is Niyås arm/hand connecting to his body and disappearing in his leather pants.
"Wow there's still enough room in those trash bags, for a hand" I say as he turns scarlet. Niyå shakes her head, "nope, not for long. He's growing "
Aw shit. He looks like his face is bleeding. Welp time for lunch......
"Too the cafeteria ass face, and dick fingers".........
