American Beauty/American Psycho (2p America)

                                    

                                          
  American Beauty/American Psycho - Fall Out Boy

She's an American beauty
I'm an American psycho
She's an American beauty
I'm an American
I'm an American
American Psycho
I'm an American
I'm an American
I'm, I'm, I'm an American psycho

God, just look at her! Fuck'in beautiful! And that ass-Damn! There you are people, Miss America herself!  Well, not really, she didn't compete...But, I'm America, and I say she's beyond worthy of the title Miss America!  (Y/N) (L/N) is my Miss America.

I think I fell in love again
Maybe I just took too much cough medicine
I'm the best worst thing that hasn't happened to you yet
The best worst thing 

She doesn't realize it yet, but she's mine. She doesn't know me, but soon she will be well acquainted with me. I would kill anyone for that girl. Anyone. Eh, maybe it's the drugs talking, or just my heart explaining how much I want her. No, need her.

You take the full, full truth, then you pour some out
You take the full, full truth, then you pour some out
And you can kill me, kill me or let God sort 'em out
And you can kill me, kill me or

"Hey, Doll face," Allen said as he approached his beloved.
"Oh, hello! What's your poison, handsome," you replied from behind the bar counter.
"You are," he continued to flirt.
"You know that means I'm picking your drink, right?" you replied, a smirk on your face.
"Fire away, Doll."
"Comin' right up! And, you know I got a name besides Doll?"
"And what would that be," he asked, even though he knew almost everything about you already.
"(Y/N), and here's your drink," you answered while handing him his drink.
He grabbed the shot glass and drank the liquid inside it, immediately regretting it. He surprisingly managed to swallow all of it, but still held a weird facial expression.
You held in a laugh at the site of the mysterious man struggling with the drink.
"What the hell was that!" he shouted. You burst into laughter at his reaction, wiping away a few tears from laughing so hard.
"I warned you that I would be picking your drink, and I picked Beer & Milk, or Horse Jizz. Your welcome."

"Here, something better, I promise. On the house, for the laugh you gave me," you said as you handed him a mug of beer.
He examined the beer before drinking it. A relieved look crossed his face once he realized it wasn't shitty tasting.
"Wow, it seems as if you actual assumed I poisoned it," you said after he took his first swig of the beer.
"Well, it seemed like it the last time you gave me a drink."
"Hehe, yeah, sorry about that. Well, you got a name stranger? I gave you mine, so might as well ask."
"Name's Allen, but you can call me anytime, Doll~"
"Are you sure about that after what I just pulled?," you joked/flirted back.
"Your right...Just call me Al, Doll~"
"I guess you can call me Doll since (Y/N) doesn't seem to be in your vocabulary," you sarcastically responded, smirking at Al.

I'm an American
I'm an American
I'm, I'm, I'm an American psycho

The night continued with Al and you flirting with each other, earning a few complaints from angry customers. Eh, they were drunk anyways, so it didn't bother you too much. And so were you, a little bit. Al seemed a little upset with their complaint but you slid it off.
"Welp, my shifts about to end," you told Al after checking the time.
"So, you doing anything for the rest of the night, Doll?"
"Nothing particularly, got anything in mind," you asked, a smirk evident on your face.
"Oh, I got something in mind alright~"
You giggled a little, a side effect from a lot of drinks, and responded with a "Let's do it then~"

I wish I dreamt in the shape of your mouth
But it's your thread count I really care about
Stay up 'til the lights go out
Stay up, stay up

The two of you left the bar together to his place, and did it.

You take the full, full truth, then you pour some out
You take the full, full truth, then you pour some out
And as we're drifting off to sleep all those dirty thoughts of me
They were never yours to keep, keep 

The next morning you woke up in an unknown room to you. In an unknown bed. With another body under the covers. Arms were wrapped around your waist, preventing you from leaving.
"Well, shit," you mumbled after realizing what happened.

Alter boys alter boys
We're the things that love destroys
(I'm an American, I'm an American)
You, me, us, them
We're just resurrection men
(I'm an American, I'm an American)
Us, we were only meant
to make you live again
(I'm an American, I'm an American)
Us, we were pity sex,
nothing more and nothing less
(I'm an American)

After escaping Allen's grasp, you searched the room for your clothes. After finding them and dressing, you reached for the doorknob, out of Allen's room.
"Go'in somewhere, Doll?," Allen asked, sitting up in bed.
"Uh, yeah, I was about to head home. Umm, last night was fun, but I should really be going."
"I don't think so Doll, you're staying with me," he responded with a hard gaze.

I'm an American
I'm an American
I'm, I'm, I'm an American psycho
                          
Author Note: I've wanted to write another 2p America one shot since I heard this song, and this is what I created XD. Yes, I love Fall Out Boy, and I was so excited when their new album can out! Sorry that it was perverted-ish, I blame my school that's full of perverts. Oh, and here's the link to the link to a website I used to find Horse Jizz. (huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/10/gross-alcoholic-drinks_n_40597...) I don't know what's good or not to order in a bar so I used this website!