(There will be a lot of Russian in this and I will put the translation after. I use google translate for this so it may not be totally correct. Stucky and Clintasha are present)
"Баки, ты такой идиот. У Клинта задница лучше. (Bucky, you are such an idiot. Clint has the better butt.)" Natasha snapped.
"Наташа, его задницу называют Американской Жопой. Очевидно, у него задница лучше. (Natasha, they call his butt America's Ass. Obviously he has the better butt.)" Bucky responded.
"Очевидно, тот, кто это сказал, никогда не видел задницы Клинта, потому что он намного лучше! (Well obviously whoever said that has never seen Clint's ass because it's so much better)"
"Это просто неправда, Наташа. Вы когда-нибудь чувствовали его задницу? Это намного лучше, чем у Клинта. Но я дам тебе это. У Клинта ноги намного лучше. (That's just not true Natasha. Have you ever felt his ass? It's so much better than Clint's. But I'll give you this. Clint has better legs.)"
"и оружие. (And arms)"
"хорошо. (Fine)"
"Should we intervene?" Tony whispered.
"They're really dangerous, I don't want to get in between them. Feel free to do it." Steve said nodding to the pair.
"I think I'm okay..."
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In case you can't tell, I'm a sucker for Clintasha. Stucky, Steggy, Spideychelle, HuntingBird, FitzSimmons, Dousy, BugBorg, WinterWidow, and Shurichelle follow closely behind. I'm a multi shipper.
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