Kinoshita x Narita / Kinonari

                                    

                                          
Unicorn-Flowers: this was requested by @RumyOwO !
                          
Kinoshita: hey look Narita, we actually exist? 
                          
Narita: Really? Are you sure? Because I thought our only purpose in life was to serve as filler characters?
                          
Yachi: YOU ARE LOVED. I LOVE YOU. 
                          
Kinoshita: Thank you Yacchan T^T 
                          
Narita: Your love is appreciated. We actually have a list that we call our immunity list. It consists of all the people we're not going to supply 3rd degree burns to. 
                          
Yachi: Oooh!! who's on it? 
                          
Kinoshita: Ennoshita, Yamaguchi, you, Hinata, and Noya. 
                          
Hinata: OHH COOL!!! I've never been on a list before!!!! But why those people in particular? 
                          
Narita: Those are the only people who have talked to us collectively in all three years of us being on a volleyball team together. 
                          
Tsukki: damn sucks to be you. 
                          
Kinoshita: this is why you're not on the list.
                          
Tsukki: fine i don't wanna be one your stupid list. 
                          
Narita: Okay lie to yourself like that i guess. 
                          
Hinata: okay but they would be cute together!!! Like- Like- 
                          
Kinoshita   Narita: guah ? 
                          
Hinata: Like GUAHHH !!!!
                          
Daichi: i'm starting to wonder if everyone on our team was gay. Like, how did we not notice? 
                          
Suga: we were all in a state of perpetual and unending gay panic where we were trying not to out ourselves so we over compensated dramatically. 
                          
Kinoshita: Okay but technically we never said we were gay, you just assumed that the picture reflected reality. 
                          
Yachi: wait! how is Suga not on the list?! he's a sweetheart!
                          
Narita: He is on the list he just asked us not to say his name because he didn't want to contribute to people feeling excluded. Or something. 
                          
Kinoshita: We were like, dude, the whole point is to exclude people but whatever. 
                          
Kuroo: So i know you guys joke about Suga being an angle but like....
                          
Daichi: no it's probably true we just don't have any scientific evidence that angels exist so it's purely speculation.
                          
Yachi: I'm so sad you guys are so underrated. 
                          
Nartia: we've been saying that for like, ever, thank you Yachi. At least people listen to you. 
                          
Yachi: Sign my petition Nartia, Kinoshita, and Ennoshita deserve love 2021. 
                          
Hinata: *signed
                          
Suga: *Signed
                          
Asahi: *Signed
                          
Noya: *Signed
                          
Yamaguchi: *signed
                          
Daichi: *signed
                          
Tanaka: *signed
                          
Suga: the rest of Karasuno better sign or you're not invited to my birthday party. 
                          
Kageyama: YOU CAN'T DO THAT-
                          
Tsukki: THIS IS CRUEL AND UNUSUAL PUNISHMENT- 
                          
Suga: THEN SIGN THE FUCKING PETITION. 
                          
Kageyama: FINE. *signed. 
                          
Tsukki: fuck you. *signed
                          
Bokuto: I remember these guys!! The one with the buzzcut bought me a popsicle one time!! Hi!! 
                          
Narita: Oh my good, I actually left an impression on someone? But I'm a useless background character??
                          
Yamaguchi: Sometimes you're so sarcastic that even I can't tell if you're joking haha!!
                          
Narita: Yeah, I get that a lot.
                          
Yachi: Let's do ratings!! 
                          
Unicorn-Flowers: aw okay fine you're too cute I'll let it slide this once. 
                          
Tsukki: You always let it slide for her! 
                          
Unicorn-Flowers: Because she deserves it. Let's do ratings shall we? 
                          
Yachi: 10/10 they deserve happiness and recognition. 
                          
Hinata: 9/10!!! They were always hanging out together and they seem like they would have a nice dynamic!!! 
                          
Daichi: 8/10 sorry i didn't pay attention to you guys in high school.
                          
Kinoshita: Eh, don't worry about it. We mostly made the list to exclude Kageyama and Tsukishima anyway. 
                          
Kageyama: That's literally so mean! 
                          
Narita: Right, and calling us things one, two, and three for all of high school was a laugh riot. 
                          
Kageyama: THAT WAS TSUKISHIMA-
                          
Tsukki: I CALL PEOPLE I CARE ABOUT WAY WORSE- 
                          
Kinoshita: you're literally proving our point. 
                          
Yachi: Awww just ignore Tsukishima! He's just trying to be mean don't let him bully you! Plus, don't forget you're still invited to Suga-San's birthday party and he isn't. 
                          
Tsukki: Why does everyone bully me-
                          
Unicorn-Flowers: Stop being mean to people and they might just stop. 
                          
Tsukki: I literally can't. I'm not physically capable of it just like i'm not physically capable of songs the splits. 
                          
Unicorn-Flowers: YES BUT YOU CAN LEARN-
                          
Tsukki: I REFUSE TO ON PRINCIPLE- 
                          
Unicorn-Flowers: Okay I'm not having this argument right now. Moving on!