hi!!! i am a baby podficcer and i am asking for y'all to pls let me know in the replies if you have any podfic requests! i'm having such a hard time deciding what to record next lol
>>>ETA—direct hyperlink provided guarantees at least a click. have realized that searching for what might maybe probably is your rec BUT WHAT IF I’M WRONG is literally giving me anxiety nausea and hives so that approach is not self care and is being ceased immediately. TIA <<<
Reading The Locked Tomb series at the recommendation of my friends, just finished Act I of Gideon the Ninth, and I just
*softly* Oh no
Forgot to add, I read a bit more after making this post, and I gotta say that Naberius can eat shit, lol
So, one of my friends is a highly skilled HEMA practitioner, and like Gideon, he favors the longsword. One thing he hates is when people get arrogant about their skill; as good as he is with a longsword, and as close to perfect as he feels it is as a weapon, he still acknowledges that there's probably some expert out there with a mace and a shield who would kick his ass. Seeing Gideon "fight to win" like that and hand Naberius his own ass on a platter would tickle my friend pink, I feel.
Just finished Chapter 12. @aok-posting mentioned that some memes would help convince a certain someone into reading it too, so here's one:
End of Chapter 14/beginning of 15 be all like
Credit to @anactualusernameyeahright for the art used in the meme, yet another having been made for @aok-posting
There's no fucking way Magnus doesn't have a bastard child lost somewhere, not with top-tier dad jokes like that.
'Sex Pal,' lmao
Gideon has one (1) brain cell and I love it
Something something saltwater pools
THIS IS ALL LEGIT, ALL DIALOGUE FROM THE SHOW and nothing is taken out of context.
Guardian + Reductress headlines, Weilan Edition - 3/?
[ID: 6 gifs from the cdrama Guardian with Reductress headlines laid overtop: Shen Wei looking in Zhao Yunlan’s fridge and flinching away from the smell, looking like he’s questioning his life choices while the headline reads, “Boyfriend ‘Extremely Sure’ Expired Milk Still Good”; Zhao Yunlan asking Shen Wei if he’s married or has a girlfriend with the headline reading “QUIZ: Are They Flirting or is it Just Tax Software Asking if You’re Single?”; Shen Wei, embarassed, letting go of Zhao Yunlan’s hand, who narrows his eyes in confusion, with text that reads “QUIZ: Did Your Souls Meet in a Past Life or Did You Match on Hinge 5 Years Ago?”; Shen Wei and Zhao Yunlan in a cab, Shen Wei looks at Zhao Yunlan, then adjusts his position to be more comfortable for Zhao Yunlan to rest against, the headline reads “QUIZ: Should You Pause Your New Relationship or Accelerate It Way Past a Healthy Pace?”; Shen Wei putting a bowl of rice in front of Zhao Yunlan, the counter they’re sitting at full with dishes he’s cooked, the headline reads “How to Cook a Beautiful Meal For Your Partner Without Appearing Domestic”; Zhao Yunlan tearfully agreeing to the bet Shen Wei suggested and Shen Wei grinning back, on the verge of crying, while the headline reads “How to Comfort Your Partner Even Though Crying is Kinda Your Thing” /END ID]
"Shen Yuan was a loser gooner shut in during his first life" Shen Qingqiu used to be hated by his fellow peak lords until Shen Yuan transmigrated into his body, so it was solely his personality that was so charming people went to war over his corpse. Please be serious
this feels very wangxian to me. in fact i think this would be lwj singing to wwx
i just think it would be funny to have this as the song used in a fanvid for gideon the ninth and harrowhark the ninth
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I JUST WANNA HAVE THE CURRENT POSTED FIC OPEN IN ONE WINDOW AND THE EDITOR BOX OPEN IN ANOTHER WINDOW WHILE I'M PROOFING FOR TYPOS, ERRORS, BROKEN LINKS ETC. OR ADDING GIFS YK WHATEVER. FUCKITY FUCKITY FUCKITY FUCK WHY IS THIS SO INFURIATING. GUESS I'LL JUST KEEP TRACK OF THEM ON TUMBLR AND GO BACK AND DO AO3 SHELLS FOR THEM LATER (╬▔皿▔)╯
alternate: archive.org audio player
EDIT 2025-01-22!!! changed the ao3 work from a single chapter to a multi-chapter work and each ch is going to be another oneshot (<1k) from marycrawford !!!
fic details:
please use this link for archive.org if you see only 1 item instead of more using the link in the original post: https://archive.org/details/podfic-2025-01-23-bf-jacket
MDZS Donghua: " Lan Wangji, Happy Birthday❤️ "
Source: https://weibo.com/5406119222/5125767228817418
julia and patched up kitty
fanmade patched up kitty that was too cute to ignore
@ferntasie guess what fic i'm recording next !!!
Wei Wuxian’s Home for Lost Creatures (22341 words) by Stratisphyre
podfic teaser!!!
ch1 just recorded & will be posted soon !
ch2 recorded and uploaded to the archive.org item for this story !!! ao3 work shell in progress !!!!
special guest star norbert is resting after all the emotional support he and production assistant rexxi provided while recording ch 2 for @ferntasie gift fic!!!
borrowing my cryptid roommates laptop while she is sleeping is working so well to catchup on my ao3 posting lol
donation appt today 0800
goal protein intake: 50 - 80g
☑️ protein tally: -73- ( goal reached ~ noon )
goal water intake: 6 bottles ( 17oz with electrolytes )
☑️ water tally: ++++++ x stop counting at 6; drink when thirsty afterwards
goal iron intake: 18g
☑️ iron tally: -5.2-
woke up 0300ish. norbert needed his emotional support human for liminal time feeding again. this still seems to be a trend. ok we're definitely adjusting bedtime then. last night i was starting to get sleepy around 2100 and was like passing out on my keyboard making weird typos by 2200 so. that should be easily doable. had a spoonful of honey and a cup of hot water to sweeten up my voice in preparation for reading another ch of a few wips!!! @ferntasie be on the lookout for a new ch of your gift fic soon! (≧∇≦)ﾉ
okay here's the meal plan for the day! will update as we go along and see how things go IRL
0430 ? snack: 2 slices toast (2x2 = 4g, 0.8x2 = 1.6mg). 1 w. thin spread of apple jelly. 1 w. thin spread of chocolate sunflower butter 🤤
0715 ? BFAST: 1/3c grits (4g, 1mg) with butter & honey. bottle of rainbow machine fruit smoothie (2g, 0.6mg)🤤🤤
1100 ? LUNCH: IT WILL HAVE SHARP CHEDDAR CHEESE AND A GLASS OF FUCKING MILK AND THERE WILL BE CAKE INVOLVED ISTFG culver's kids meal cheese burger (20g) with side of fried cheese curds (15g) and a medium serving of chocolate custard (15g)
1345 ? snack: bolthouse farms vanilla chai w. green tea extract (dairy free) (13g, 2mg)
? snack: trail mix probably. i'm excited about it, i just found out how freaking tasty pine nuts are
? snack: 1c frosted mini-wheats (5g, 18mg) 😐
? DINNER: depends on how hungry i am this evening ig
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planned bedtime: NLT 2200 ( alarm set as reminder )
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how did i calculate the intake goals ? see first food diary post, go to the very end!
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i think i will still be journaling about my food intake on the "off" days [fri & sat] to help me be mindful and intentional about the quality and portion size of what i eat. however on those days i will not be restrictive about milk or cheese intake, nor carefully calculating anything but iron intake, as that is the category i am most like to fall low out of band. then i intend to treat sun as a prep-lite sort of day. ie. tracking protein, water, iron intake; restrictive but allowing milk & cheese intake and listing exact portions. i think this will help me be more successful on mondays. with the overall goal of staying a strong candidate for successful plasma donations. and maybe accidentally eating in a way that is helpful for my mental and physical health
