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@what-a-bastard

Valentine's self-ship and personal blog. 20s, he/it. Main/Art: bastard-valentine, occasionally nsft (inconsistently tagged but I try)
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F/Os (all romantic):

🌵 - Canach (Guild Wars 2)

🕶️ - Johnny Gat (Saints Row)

🖤 - Lucien Lachance (Oblivion)

🧪 - Nathaniel (actual boyfriend)

🍄 - Neloth (Morrowind/Skyrim)

🦾 - Sotha Sil (Morrowind/Elder Scrolls Online)

🗡 - Teldryn Sero (Skyrim)

S/Is:

💖 - Valentine (most s/is)

⚜️ - Boss Valentine (Saints Row)

🫀 - Silencer Valentine (Oblivion and sometimes Skyrim)

🍋 - Lemon (GW2)

Other Stuff:

Main/Art: @bastard-valentine

Boyfriend's Bug Blog: @nathaniel-bug-hours

NSFT: @vals-horny-jail (18 )

Middle aged men OCs Blog: @bramares (18 )

AO3:

bastard_valentine | Archive of Our Own
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org|Organization for Transformative Works
#🌵#🕶️#🖤#🧪#🍄#🦾#🗡️#flashing#💖#⚜️#🫀#🍋#...#🎸#don't even worry about that last one
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monstrousparalysis
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ratslutuncontained

ppl on here will put a "check my DNI before interacting!!" notice on all their posts and when you go to check, the DNI is at the very bottom of a mile long pinned post and includes the incredibly vague phrase "usual DNI criteria". all of this so I can reblog your mid tier horny post? it's just not going to happen my friend.

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nothorses
Anonymous asked:

I hope you believe transmisogyny exists?

nothorses answered:

A massive part of the point of coining "transunity" was to center transmisogyny in the discussion, alongside the two other major branches of transphobia (exorsexism/nbphobia and transandrophobia). A not-insignificant part of that, for me, is encouraging folks who've been talking about transandrophobia to continue/do better at holding ourselves and each other accountable to learning about transmisogyny, and listening to/uplifting/including the voices of transfems.

I want better solidarity to and from all parts of the trans community. I believe we need solidarity between all parts of the trans community- including the recognition of and fight against the unique challenges we all face- in order to meaningfully improve the lives of trans people.

That's what I've been saying from the start. It's really, really fucked that people have misrepresented my words and intentions to this point.

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what-a-bastard

It's wild how someone can ruin and steal years and years and years of your life and you'll still feel like a spoiled petulant brat for ever criticizing them because you're not literally dead, just tried to be a few times.

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what-a-bastard

If your guilt doesn't drive you to actually do any better at all then what's the fucking point of it? To make me feel like I'm never allowed to be mad at you because you self flagellate enough already? Fuck off, I'd tell you to go die but I'd just end up dying with you because I've been made completely reliant on you, I can't even try to leave because I don't have an ID and who am I reliant on to get an ID? FUCKING YOU! AND WILL YOU EVER DO IT? NO!!!! You will drag me into whatever grave you end up in and I won't even be allowed to be mad at you even then because you'll be apologizing the whole way down!

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monstrousparalysis
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ouroborosorder

executive dysfunction tips! It gets easier to do a task if you dress appropriately first!! It’s much easier to get started once you’re wearing the right clothes for the headspace. For example if you need to clean your room, try putting on a maid dress! If you need to make dinner, try putting on a maid dress! If you need to accept visitors, try putting on a maid dress! If you need to poison the tea that will be served to your mistress’ esteemed guests in an effort to ensure her suitors never take your mistress’ hand from you, try putting on a-

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It's wild how someone can ruin and steal years and years and years of your life and you'll still feel like a spoiled petulant brat for ever criticizing them because you're not literally dead, just tried to be a few times.

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brainscrems
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spicyblogger2

My little sister's new boyfriend got a tattoo for her about a month ago and he wanted matching tattoos so he decided to get uh. The tattoo on her ankle of her ex boyfriend's name that she hasn't gotten covered up yet

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spicyblogger2

She broke up with him but I also just got the same tattoo

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spicyblogger2

OK my dad also got it

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spicyblogger2

DYLAN!

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spicyblogger2

It took five months but we finally convinced my stepmom to also get it

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spicyblogger2

My fucking manager got it

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eternalcyclicality
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princesstokyom
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lesbianhallieparker

THIS IS THE CUTEST SHIT IVE EVER SEENNNN

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waddledab
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ebrithilbowser-blog
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is-the-primate-vid-cute

Cute!

This orangutan had lots of fun with the sunglasses and the zookeepers managed to get her to trade the sunglasses for some leafy greens when she was done with them. Items like this are not ideal in primate enclosures because they can break and/or ingest pieces, so the orangutan got to have her fun and (not) eat it too.

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At least as a kid people would tell you why they don't like you

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NGL this birthday sucks, we're broke so I just don't get to do anything, my mom had a doctor's appointment and found out more expensive stuff needs to happen so she's too distraught to even call the piercing place and ask how much it'd cost to get me the one thing I wanted for my birthday which I only wanted for my birthday because I know without a set date it'll literally never be a priority. My self expression is the most important thing to me and she only ever understands that in theory but in practice it'll get pushed to the bottom of the list indefinitely until I try to kill myself again

#i feel like i don't ask for much#I'd even be paying for this myself I'm gonna take a commission even though i hate doing that so i can afford it#but i need to know how much it costs first and I can't do phone calls#I'm paying for my own birthday present I'm asking for so little literally just a single question phone call#you can't call a place to ask one question for my birthday are you fucking serious
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