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@vivisectionmoth

|Vivi|she/her|23|Poland|Lesbian|
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there are only two seasons: moomin and over the garden wall

all yall in the notes talkin about gravity falls and hilda……….valid

Moomin: spring

Otgw: fall

Gravity falls: summer

Hilda: winter

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Ancient loaves of bread from the sister cities of Pompeii and Herculaneum that were carbonized in volcanic pyroclastic flows of Mount Vesuvius in 79 AD

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oolongs
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systlin

So a truck driver just came through at work. He was

1; Stocky. Not fat just built like he lifts boulders for a living

2; Short

3; Had literally this facial hair with a much longer beard

4; Was saying “Yeah you have some really neat limestone formations around here”

I’m like 80% sure I just met an actual dwarf y’all

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asynca

I’m reading a family lore book (on my family!) that contains a lot of information about my relatives up to my 4th great grandparents, and it’s like a fucking reality TV show. 

My 3rd great-grandfather married a woman that was FAR too good for him (causing problems in her family), and then proceeded to ‘behave poorly’ and get himself turfed out of home one night by his daughter and wife. 

The chronolographers are like ‘we never found out the exact reason’ but like. Guys. What are your thoughts on these comments?

“Patrick by all accounts had a lot of friends - all men. Of all his faults, Patrick was hardly ever seen even talking to a woman other than his wife.”
“We suspect Patrick may have been an alcoholic, as he spent most of the evening in the company of his many close friends at the local pub.” ”Rebecca thought they were a bad influence on him.”
“One night when Patrick came home from the pub, there was an awful row and he was ordered to leave the house.”
“Patrick moved in with two of his friends after being thrown out by his family. They were very polite gentleman. I thought it very proper that a household of bachelors should take in Patrick.”
“The household were thick as thieves and very close by all accounts. The other two men never married, which was a shame and a loss for all the single young women in Adelaide.”
“After Patrick’s death, as the family had disowned Patrick, only two of his children attended his burial. They were surprised to report two very well-dressed men who were strangers also attended. They had assumed the two were policemen, but the men wept as if they were Patrick’s family. Neither of them would make eye-contact with the children, and left in a terrible rush straight after the burial. Patrick’s children found that very rude and couldn’t understand why the men would behave so.”

 Okay so I’ve just discovered my 3rd great-grandfather was a poly gay man who got thrown out by his family and now I need to find his grave and pay homage to him as an Elder Gay Dooland. 

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It’s a baby bat ray brunch! Using plate-like teeth to grind and chew their sustainable seafood, these youngsters will grow quickly into their role as majestic sea flap flaps.

OK Baby bat ray eating salmon is my new favorite thing.

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bogleech

A piece of salmon is accidentally shooting out of their gills in the last gif!!!

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sumikatt

if you do not actively desire sex but still have sex that may be self-harm. i’ve done this. it sucks and in the long run will fuck you up when or if you actually desire sex.

having sex for the sole purpose of “pleasing a partner” is sex that may traumatize you. sex should be enjoyable and it shouldn’t place any burdens on you and if you don’t want sex then don’t force yourself to have sex

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everything in this video is so wrong and its blowing my mind my favorite part is when they take some immature cucumber mush and throw in some actual cucumber seeds just to keep it honest. and the fact that they say eggplant seeds will be viable after being microwaved. and the potatoes they just threw into a pot with a basil plant to make it look like they grew there. and how the lavender flowers magically become seeds. and the fact that stratification is completely ignored. this is from the same people who made that “turn a peice of coal and some peanut butter into a diamond” video. this is evil.

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