I have a disorder that makes me want to headcanon every nonhuman character with the ability to purr regardless if it makes sense for their kind or not. It's called being right. With enough research i could justify a tree purring if i wanted to

i think a tree would probably bark

Blocked

Dog from The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask

Yo mr white a romulan warbird just decloaked off the port bow

JESSE, RAISE THE SHIELDS

reblog to reblog from the person you reblogged from

many more people are trans than you could possibly ever imagine thanks to my dyslexia constantly dropping the s from she

Live2D Euclid in UNITY via

Still one of the best things that’s ever come out of tiktok

me in the. me in. the. uhm.

it's snow i think

Bitch that’s the tubby custard machine 😂 *image depicts a vast monstrous infernal engine using hundreds of spiderlike arms of black iron to shove the writhing bodies of naked, emaciated humans into its blazing maw*

a good nap after a long workout

mice are having sex in my walls :(

the mice are fucking AND now i'm getting heckled

@oyavaski​ i think the funniest part of this is you thinking that this is fake because.....some of us are the same age and we have normal tumblr names i guess lmao????

never thought i'd get accused of faking having a mice infestation for tumblr clout and yet here we are

you fucked those mice yourself

I fucked those mice myself

I think louis premeditated stealing fig's spot you guys

the accused:

briefly forgot that porn was a thing and googled "doctor sex" looking for the tf2 meme. big mistake

have you heard of it!! it's called safe following distance on freeway. yeah it's the new trend that all the. cool&fuckable people are doing. or so ive heard. anyways probably worth trying