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Tucker - 27 - white - enby, any~ pronouns/ Icon drawn by moomin-mommy
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How many of you are older than 23? I turned 23 in 2020. It feels like a lifetime ago. What would it have been like if, amidst all the chaos of the initial emergence of COVID, I also had to deal with my home being destroyed? With a shrapnel injury? I've barely been holding together, honestly, but I shudder to imagine where I would be if I didn't live in a safe place, if I didn't have a home at all.

How many of you are younger than 23? Imagine if that was your future- a destroyed home and a shrapnel injury. Imagine if your only hope for a future, to get medical treatment, was to leave everything you loved. That would be a future more terrifying than you can imagine.

Someone named Fadel asked me to share his story. I would like you to donate to his GoFundMe and share this post.

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I think it's critically important for developing an understanding of politics that you learn the difference between ideas that have cultural weight behind them and those that are common in really specific circles of a niche social media platform

If you get too in the shits with social media discourse you might start to actually believe that trans men's difficulty accessing testosterone is due to a societal belief that testosterone is a uniquely evil hormone and not due to medical gatekeeping

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I think it's critically important for developing an understanding of politics that you learn the difference between ideas that have cultural weight behind them and those that are common in really specific circles of a niche social media platform

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One of my favorite little facts about history is that the Mexican peso was functionally the everyday unit of currency in China in the 19th and early 20th century. Silver was one of the few western commodities that Chinese merchants were willing to trade in at rates that made shipping it to China (an expensive, arduous process) profitable; this trade became so voluminous by the 19th century that large everyday transactions even far away from port cities were conducted in pesos, in large part because Mexico's large domestic silver supply and existing transpacific trade links meant that the currency was stable (a known quantity to merchants in a time and place where relatively pure silver coins were otherwise uncommon) and readily available for use in trade

Zhang Zongchang, the bandit general of the warlord era, could call himself (or at least be called) "Old Eighty-Six" because of the peso - everyone knew or had a vague sense at least how tall a stack of 86 pesos would be, and that this was an impressive length for a guy's dick

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4thvar

How many penis nicknames does one guy need?

One penis nickname? Could be a joke, just goofin. Two penis nicknames? Compensating. Six penis nicknames? That guy's got a big ass dick.

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kototyph

thank u @morethanslightly for the math and the indelible mental image

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txttletale

very often i think about this one anecdote from my life that despite being 100% real just seems almost comically tailor-made to prove a point about passport privilege, like it's so on the nose

so i'm in a car with my (white, usamerican) girlfriend and her (white, usamerican) sister and (white, usamerican) sister's boyfriend, right, driving over the border from mexico to arizona. and the border guy looks in through our window, looks at me, stops us, asks "does everyone here have a US passport" and i'm like, well, no, and he's like "okay you're going to have to pull over" and then before that actually happens i pull out my UK passport in all its burgundy pre-brexit-finalization EU glory and he immediately visibly relaxes and all tension evaporates and he says "go on ahead" and so we do

the night-and-day change between this guy thinking i could be mexican and realizing i actually had a nice fancy imperial core passport is something i will never forget when people try to be mealy mouthed about the privileges of imperial citizenship yknow?

its a bad photo but there is straight up two lines in international airports for the 'good' passports and the rest. most of the imperial core don't even know that people have to do credit checks to get into their country, and then turn around to complain about how much better other places have it.

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white people have the sauce sometimes and dont even know it

i just saw a youtube short of brandon sanderson on a podcast. the whole time hes talking hes doing book signings. what a flex. so many bitches on my dick i gotta multitask

brandon sanderson is actually just built different. once on a podcast with patrick rothfuss they were talking about tools to write better and he said "i try to limit myself to 8 hours of writing per day." he took time off of writing during the first year of covid and accidentally wrote four unplanned books. he teaches a class at byu. his wife has a codeword to get him to stop writing in his head because at any given moment you might think he's doing something normal but no he's also writing another novel. stephen king said he's insane

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I'm not saying that doing all this stuff in addition to teaching at BYU isn't a flex but I am saying that it is an exceptionally weird flex

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We were talking on my server the other day about a sort of "performance prose" piece, a way to have a work of fiction that takes place within the digital world. I'm a fan of epistolary novels, and this is an epistolary novel that would have a time component to it.

Basically, the idea is that you set up a discord server, make all the channels read-only, then have a "performance" where bots are talking to each other according to a script. (You could also do this via roleplay, but I think that would be worse.) All these bots are "reading their lines" in these channels, forming a coherent story that's told entirely through text messages, but also, importantly, through the timing of when messages are sent, through when the messages are edited, through mutes and bans and slow modes.

I would all be realtime, that's part of the gimmick. I think it would be best if it was actually on discord, mostly because I think that's a better gimmick than having a javascript thing on some separate dedicated website.

There are lots of options for how you'd do it. Time is one major consideration: an hourlong "performance" as the bots do their scripted actions is interesting, nice and tight, more like a movie than anything else, something you sit down for as a dedicated viewing "experience". But at the other extreme, it could be as long as a week (more than that is probably impractical). Since it's in real time, that means that people actually need to check in and keep up with it, and you can actually miss things, catching them only in the backlog.

In practical terms, I think you'd only want ~10 characters and another ~20 secondary characters, the "main chatters" and the people who come in for a few lines every now and then. This is just a format in which the writing would take place, you'd want to figure out what the plot is, what it's "about", if it's about more than just internet/online culture.

So it's a stage play, but it takes place within a chat client of some kind, and has its own rhythms, and because we're using bots and not humans, and because we're using a format that has verisimilitude, we can do cool things with it.

And you might be asking "well wait, you're writing a script, just write a chat log instead, that's a relatively normal thing to write and read" but I dunno, there's something that's magical about doing it "live", witnessing a quiet conversation in the middle of the night, seeing the whole server get embroiled in a flashpoint issue, watching these characters get revealed in ways large and small.

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My favorite Philomena Cunk bits are when she's talking to Professor Ronald Hutton, who specializes in folklore and paganism in the British Isles. Mainly because she's trying her damnest to throw him off by asking the stupidest questions she can think of, and he's not even phased because he's a folklore and paganism historian so OF COURSE he's been asked worse questions in earnest.

These are two masters of their art going head to head at the peak of their game.

He has a very soothing way of speaking

He's one of my favorite TV historians and shows up in Farm Series and its related shows a lot to contextualize the festivals and rituals they do on there and explain what they meant to the people who lived in the time period. One of my favorite lectures he gives on is about bonfires and the superstition around the Bloody Flux and how we had no idea what actually caused it until some fairly recent humanitarian crises.

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lizard-of-oz

Irving Finkel does well with her, too. He is a treasure as always.

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