i wish for you what you wish for me.
the creators of south park owe me reparations
anesthesiologists hate her! she metabolizes anesthetics faster than other people with one weird trick (genes)
think part of my problem is that people jump at the bit to assume that horrible unexpressed opinions are lurking under the surface of any vaguepost, ready to infect their minds should they drop their guard and not assume the worst for even a second. it’s almost flattering to be treated as some larger-than-life villain
i will perform any favor for whoever invents a way to transfer period pain to my least favorite politicians
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i get irrationally annoyed when people ask me ‘what’ my name is
hm i think this requires elaboration. i don’t mind telling people what my name is but i don’t like getting into the etymological details. i should start making shit up: it’s middle-high silesian, my parents are counts.
i get irrationally annoyed when people ask me ‘what’ my name is
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something you really learn from this site is that 'sounding reasonable' is a writing style you can just adopt while saying bizarre things, and if you just sound sure enough you are in fact the most reasonable person online about 80% of all users will just assume you are in fact so very reasonable, that your sources check out and you are drawing reasonable conclusions from them. You don't actually need to make sense.
If you use the right tone you can also, essentially without effort, convince people anyone who disagrees has evil motivations or convictions in some way. Convincingly performed indignation makes people very apologetic/makes them side with you because this is a very scary emotion to them (the userbase is terrified of being guilty or siding with the guilty). Doesn't matter what you're actually saying this applies in basically any situation. But you cannot use dated memespeak or writing styles popular on this site 2+ years ago because those annoy everyone and make you look stupid and easy to make fun of.
again it doesn't matter what you're actually saying. This site is all about tone. It's basically like talking to a baby or perhaps a small dog. it's about sounding cool.
when all else fails, withhold the bag
alone time
how is this unleashing my pastry skills? this is clearly a display of my selecting off a menu skills.
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it really is incredible that van morrison’s “brown eyed girl” was written about a greyhound
looks mad but that’s just her eyebrows
to get bold you first have to get sick of what doormatting gets you
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at some point the list of disclaimers and qualifications and clarifications becomes longer than the post