what the world looks like after a big cup of lemonade

a car swerved to try and hit me while i was typing this ??

imagine i die and the cops pick up my phone and im halfway through making a post about lemonade

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THERE’S A SEQUEL TO THE HORRIBLE VOLUME SLIDER POST

The horrible volume slider post is amusing. This post needs to be locked in a vault to prevent psychic damage.

you suck I'm gonna [remembers telling people you're gonna kill them even as a bit can be harmful to the mental health of both parties] tell mom

you suck I'm gonna tell [remembers bringing up the parents of strangers is risky when you don't know their family situation] your thesis advisor

Apple AI is producing fake news about Luigi Mangione

I don't care if she commits atrocities, bro, she's justified by the narrative

this website is a parody of itself you will come across someone with the url "boop-le-snoot" and their pinned post will be like "i support the death penalty"

inspired by prev tags

Hi if you ever find yourself in a relationship saying anything along the lines of "well I can't leave cause I would never be able to find something better than this because I'm trans/fat/aging/antisocial/unlucky" I beg of you to run. Please. You can find and build better but in order to do that you have to take the first step out the door. You do not have to endure abuse, mistreatment, or just plain incompatibility for the sake of a fraction of happiness. You don't.

This post has ended multiple shitty relationships. Reblog it to end even more

My wife and I both had that exact same reasoning for sticking with our shitty exs for longer than we should. "I won't find better because I'm trans"

Guess what

We found each other around a week after our respective breakups

We found each other BECAUSE we're trans

This is the happiest and most loved and supported I've ever been. Best relationship I could ever imagine.

Do it. Leave the shitty relationship.

The funniest part about liking Serious Angst Themes while simultaneously fixating on a silly blorbo from my show is that 13 year old me would be writing the exact same type of fanfics as me now. Real tragedy enjoyers know ts for life

Me: what if my favorite characters smoked cigarettes ans has severe trauma 😈

13 year old me: And drank alcohol and had horrible coping mechanisms too

Me: thats badass. I like the way you think

13 year old me: stop saying cusswords my mom Will get mad

Me: sorry

13 year old me: why are you a boy

Me: We're getting off topic.

Driving my girl to work on our tandem bicycle. Takes me 15 minutes to drop her off and 45 minutes to get back home

This stupid joke was so funny to me I tried to translate it into Korean to tell my family and when none of them laughed I was like "Oh my translation must not have been very good" and I tried rewording it like 90 times before my mom was like "No, no. The problem isn't lack of understanding"

"Why is it 45 min and not 30"

1) This isn't a math problem man I get tired and slow down after a bit

2) Maybe we live at the top of a hill and I have to bike up to get back. You don't know. You don't know my life

2) When people work together, their combined efforts go beyond simple arithmetics. Two people holding each other up will go more than twice the distance they could alone. Three will go farther than thrice the distance. When all of us work together, the sky is our limit

3) my girl's strong as fuck she's got thighs like cannons

you know what I can’t stop thinking about?how the world lets some labels matter and others get ignored. holocaust survivors, everyone knows that brand right? iconic emotional powerful makes you stop and go damn but here’s the kicker palestinians? we’re survivors too. nakba survivors. oh you thought the nakba was just some event from 1948? no no no hayati, it’s still happening right now every single day so this is the term people need to start using when talking about palestinians: NAKBA SURVIVORS. not refugees, not some sad footnote in history and can we please stop even calling what happening in Gaza “ethnic cleansing”? like what are we doing here, rebranding atrocities to sound like a spring cleaning checklist? no it’s ethnic extermination. say it with me ex-ter-mi-na-tion. and yet somehow palestinians keep surviving. my family in gaza? 26 are still there, after losing too many. they wake up every day to a world that wants them gone and somehow they’re still trying to survive. but survival isn’t magic. it doesn’t just happen because they’re tough or brave or insert your inspirational buzzword of choice here. it happens because people like you give a damn and yes this is me asking you to really keep giving a damn. have you donated yet? incredible, thank you, love you forever. haven’t donated? this is your sign. thinking “but i already donated”? Please do it again. survival isn’t a one-time event. click the link and be part of the reason they’re still alive tomorrow.

if you can’t donate via GoFundMe or PayPal you can use Ko-fi instead. Please note that 110 sek is approximately 10 usd and 220 sek is around 20 usd.

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Falastin's family still needs help!

you're so right hen

get mad. get rageful. debate all you like because im sending them to the death arena and you can't stop me

I love how all the notes are like "one of these is Just A Guy and the other one is a monster-fighting superhero with alien magic powers"

I think Steven would kill him but like. on accident. He’s not very used to fighting enemies that can’t recover from almost any wound. After, he would be left with the moral dilemma of whether he should bring him back to life though.

Usamericans will claim to want solidarity with the imperialized people of the world and then go on to claim that fucking NORTH KOREANS aren't victims of imperialism. Unserious people.

There should be more diamond boycotts of Israel since it's considered one of their top exports alongside "machinery". Ther are no diamond mines in Palestine so what israel does is steals from African countries.

If you are looking for a ring or a piece of jewelry, you should investigate where the jeweler got their metal stones from. Avoid UAE and Israeli jewelry at all costs.

heyyyyy reminder for other cane users.

don't forget that cane tips need to be replaced.

i've been using my cane for almost two years on a near daily basis and i JUST switched out the tip and

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the new tip versus the old tip. i'm not sure how clear it is but, YEAH, there's like. half a millimeter of tread left on the old tip, if that

the replacement was LITERALLY 2 dollars. i bought two to justify the four dollar shipping but. TWO BUCKS.

i had noticed that i was having slipping issues on linoleum recently, but i did not realize how bad the issue had gotten until the new tips came so. PLEASE check your cane treads and if they're notably worn out PLEASE get yourself a new tip they're SO cheap and the grip i get on the new one is INSANE

please don't forget to replace your cane tips!

a lot of hardware stores will also have them in the same place as the rubber tips for chair legs!

It is genuinely so fucking crazy how racist some of you are towards people in the dprk. You sit there and go “ah!!! poor little brainwashed stupid fools! they CLEARLY need me, a westerner, to come and fix their backwards savage authoritarian society! They don’t know how to govern themselves so of course I, as a believer in FrEeDoM™️™️™️™️ and DeMoCrAcY™️™️™️ 🗳️🦅🇺🇸🎆🏈, need to show them how life should be lived by sending thumb drives containing, inexplicably, episodes of american cartoons and late night talk shows across the border thus proving how vastly superior our glorious liberal democratic republic is to their dictatorial regime!” and then somehow after doing all of that you will open up a history textbook to read about manifest destiny and the white man’s burden and go “oh how awful! Good thing I, a noble and educated citizen of a beautiful liberal democracy, would NEVER do that!!”