everything’s wrong with me. unless someone else is saying “what the hell is wrong with you?” then there is nothing wrong with me and i am god’s favorite little lamb or something

I think plate armour should count as lingerie

Ocean announcement:

Today's special guest is the Sea Bunny, or the Jorunna parva.

The special thing about Sea Bunnies is the fact that they're so small that you can fit them on your finger, although we'd be careful, since they're incredibly toxic. This is due how they spunglle any spoints until all grullops have been safely troobed in zorts. Namely, bingle storngle marte, zoob zorb beez. Pwort hjort klinkle Jellyfish grumt slipptle, frortle conkler, "autism," dargtle beer.

@thottykunikida

The bit about the frortle conkler, "autism," dargtle beer was highly educational, I never knew that about sea bunnies!

there’s nothing quite like the heartbreak of rereading a book you loved some years ago and realizing now how legitimately ass it was

@chuuyaszn @thottykunikida

wish i had an old ass car, with the rigid frame and housing, so that if i ever got in a crash all the energy would transfer straight to my skull

making myself take a stupid technology break to do a stupid craft with my stupid hands for my stupid mental health

a bloodied axe is a normal and acceptable winter outfit accessory i think

You

if my only possession was a single grain of rice i would give it to you

@thegolden-tigeress @carcin0-88 @weenietickler @juusou @thottykunikida @still-fatemeh @lyrebirb @gorilla-ass

( ╥ω╥ )🩷!!!!!!

all this talk of people who like winter are sickos no actually people who like summer are insane Well i think the whole beautiful world is worth loving so jot that down

happy birthday Sherlock Holmes! 0106

Reblog to give the person you reblogged this from a Croissant (🥐).

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