I'm Sans-Sational :D

your unreliable narrator fucking bit me

thats not how they told it

i hate looking at the thermometer and seeing some fuckass number like 2

come the fuck on

For everyone of us US Folks that are going to have to live through the next four years of hell, I just want to remind you that it's perfectly understandable to invest in any and every one of your offline interests going forward. Doomscrolling the next four years of our lives isn't going to help us at all, especially with TikTok essentially becoming a right-wing leaning platform overnight and Meta doing whatever they can to fall in line with Trump. Invest in yourself and your people (friends, family) by investing in your own offline interests and hobbies. Create that small little comfort zone and world that'll help you and your people get through the next four years. Buy your favorite movies (physically!), buy more books (physically!), rebuy those childhood consoles or video games you no longer have, build up a stock of LEGOs to build or collect whatever it is that'll help bring you a sense of joy and escapism. Do whatever it is you need to do to in order to create an offline world or ecosystem that makes you and your people feel a sense of safety.

the gruel's not the only thing that's cooked

In case anyone finds it helpful because mobility aids are horrifically expensive and inaccessible…

And for those people who have access to mobility devices but might benefit from a second chair they can abuse without risking expensive damage…

Erik Kondo has made a website, Open Source Innovations, that details plans for DIY wheelchairs. These wheelchairs can be made from common materials like wood, plastic, and pvc. They are lightweight and can be custom fit to the user allowing from the same degree of movement you would get from a custom chair. And they are durable and easily repairable. (he has been stress testing his latest design by dropping it down stairs, dropping it out of a car, launching it across a driveway, and throwing it off a deck). Its 12lbs and I think he said its was in the $200 ish range for parts.

He also is working on cheap, open source, accessible designs for beach chairs, off road chairs, motorized attachments (think smart drive), and so on. Plus he skateboards in his wheelchair. Cool dude, helpful info, pass it on.

It's incredibly sad people have to resort to this, but it's a damn good resource. Use it. Spread awareness. Maybe one day people with physical disabilities won't need DIYs like this. But until then, reblog and share.

DJ sinister vizier has started playing his mixtape of insidious manipulation for the king

Featuring such chart-topping hits as:

- Do My Dark Bidding (D4RKL4RD)

- Succumb To My Will (D4RKL4RD)

- Serve At My Command (D4RKL4RD)

- Hit Me Baby One More Time (Britney Spears)

- You're My World (Tom Jones)

- World Is Mine (Hatsune Miku)

- I Have You Now My Pretty (D4RKL4RD)

love this, but i wanna dig into the orthographic mechanics of D4RKL4RD, because the 4 is representative of either an A or an O, and if it’s the former then it’s DARK LARD, while the latter spells DORK LORD

ya actually those arent typos i just spell words however i want to

in light of Trump's inauguration speech declaring multiple national emergencies that require him to take god-knows-what executive actions immediately, I'd like to remember this chapter of "On Tyranny" by Timothy Snyder:

Do not let them erase this. Do not let them tell you he meant "my heart goes out for you."

This man is the grandson of a Canadian Nazi sympathizer who moved to South Africa BECAUSE he thought the apartheid was just the coolest.

He has a gaggle of kids specifically because he believes his genes are superior and need to be spread to improve humanity.

He has thrown his support behind the neonazi party in Germany and the far right party in the UK, not to mention how far he's wormed up the ass of the Republican party.

He threw two sieg heil salutes back to back at the inauguration of the president of the United States and is trying to scrub the evidence off the internet.

Elon Reeve Musk is a fucking Nazi.

just remember, one day you're going to open tumblr and the crabs will be raving like they never have before

"Just get a second job. Just pick up some OT. Just search out of state. Just get roommates. Just stop eating avocado toast. Just sell your belongings. Just get a side hustle. Just monetize your hobbies. Just do some gig work. Just skip breakfast. Just have cereal for dinner. Just eat beans and rice. Just sell your plasma. Just live in a pod. Just-"

Did they forget what the point of it all was? Why would anyone keep doing this if the only thing it gets you is a less livable situation every year? They could stack us on top of one another in coffins, living on nutrient paste, and it still somehow wouldn't be austere enough.

proposed safety feature

yknow kinda something special about the fact that i got a cut on my left hand ring finger while working on someone’s christmas present. that’s gonna leave a scar. every time i look at my ringfinger i’ll be reminded of it. the “wedding band” finger… kinda more intimate than marriage…

but also OUUUUUCCCCCHHHHHHHIIIIEEEEE

cut myself on the same finger while trying to cut a bagel…. idk how to romanticize this one guys

you have to fuck the bagel now

i have to fuck the bagel.

tangotek they could never make me hate you (part 2)

tango and etho spotted!

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