Good naps will have you sleeping in poses usually reserved for dead insects

Every time I see this I lose my marbles I love it so much. "For some reason I yelled who is in here as I was falling" is the point where my soul leaves my body. God I love.

"portugal" isn't a real country, go back to bed

the court alchemist has successfully produced a blue raspberry potion

Portland is always moving the culture forward

dig how Portugal is looking at her

golden lion tamarin

where else could you get this

why’s

hey dont cry. thousands and thousands of bisexual trans people in the world ok?

and words are futile devices

the amnesiac man I keep trapped in my basement and keep on a diet of exclusively ice cream has began to realize I am lying about the outside world after I served him the tonight dough and accidentally let him see Jimmy Fallons face on the side of the pint which triggered his memories of his life before I kidnapped him (he went to a live taping once) fuck 🤦‍♀️

Need to start participating in my life

guy who hasn't had lunch yet: does the entire world feel doomed to anyone else or is this one just between me and the flaming skull