Hey there, you look tired

Eh it's about time I did this. Hi I'm spaghettios and I go by mainly she/her, but they/them are fine too. I'm also a minor, so please don't be weird to me or send me weird asks. You can send me asks in general, tho. I love talking to you guys and I love hearing from various anons :D also I love tag chains, picrew chains, and other various ask games and whatnot, so feel free to tag me!

I also run @official-time and my main blog is @cp-snitch

DNI list/people I am not friendly with:

TERFs

Homophobes

Pedos

Zoos

Nsfw accounts/blogs

Triggers: Yelling, gore, being just weird and creepy in general

Anyways let's just pretend like it didn't take me as long as it did to finally make this

PS if I send out like a million posts at exactly midnight, it's cuz I hit my post limit 😅

Edit: this is probably just gonna be where I reblog a lot of stuff, I have a more lore centered blog @totally-dairy-queen

^ this blog is inactive now

https://www.tumblr.com/tobytoon/755680309055520768/people-annoy-me-everyone-wants-to-preach-about?source=share

Also please read this. I do not support anyone who does this to minors, if you are someone who does this to any degree, you are not welcome here. Ik I already put pedos on the DNI, but I just want to make it clear that I do not support anything like this

This user is abrosexual!

Adding this bcuz it's getting out of control atp. Please don't send me any asks for donations. It's getting way too out of hand. I'm just a high schooler and I currently have no way to help, even though I'd really like to. I just can't. I feel bad saying this but I really can't do anything to help and I'm getting multiple per day now

I cannot believe I have to say this since I've already said this, but please if you're an nsfw account/run an nsfw blog, do not interact with my blog. I am a minor and I do not want nsfw accounts on my dash. Also I don't want anyone to get into trouble for interacting with my blog. Please try not to interact with my blog if you are/run an nsfw blog

We just realized that we know someone with a name on EVERY SINGLE ROW OF THIS LIST.

That... um.

Aha. Hah. Hahh. Hahhhhhh .

hate when people are like "trust your gut! listen to your intuition!" like okay well my gut is telling me every person i lay eyes on is hunting me for sport and my intuition is saying i should find a secluded cave and live there forever so what do you suggest i do with that information

Holy fucking shit. He said it. He fucking said it. This is exactly what we've been needing but from everyone. Fuck terfs, fuck white supremacists, fuck misogynists, fuck them all. I hope they eat themselves alive

our band was going to play either wicked or how to train your dragon. majority voted for httyd but the band director chose wicked and i'm annoyed, i want those sweet horn melodies

Aw that sucks, my part for httyd a few years ago had some awesome horn parts, and I still have it if you want ss!

I wish I could shake every aro person who's sad that they'll never be the most important person in anyone's life by the shoulders THERE IS HOPE FOR US THERE IS HOPE FOR US THERE IS HOPE FOR US I swear I am living proof that you can absolutely be the human equivalent of fucking sunshine in another person's life with no romance involved but you gotta let them see you first

shout out to ace and aro kids who are constantly bombarded with the opinion that sex and romantic love are directly connected to living a happy life.

Y’all are just reblogging this at the speed of sound tonight

Since it’s almost valentines day, and this message is about to get hammered in even more, reblogging this again.

Every time i start a new vido game:

hate when people are like "trust your gut! listen to your intuition!" like okay well my gut is telling me every person i lay eyes on is hunting me for sport and my intuition is saying i should find a secluded cave and live there forever so what do you suggest i do with that information

rating different responses to telling someone i’m polyamorous / dating multiple people

“oh… but how does that work?” a little annoying but usually comes from a place of genuine confusion or curiosity. 6/10

“but isnt that cheating?” no. 2/10

“so who’s your favourite partner?” believe it or not i dont have one, and even if i did have a fave it’d be shitty to say it out loud. 3/10

“oh sweet me too” FUCK YEAH 10/10

“can i join” well i barely know you so no. ranges from 2/10 to 4/10 depending on who’s asking

“woah so you’re like, an ot3 in real life” fuck your fandom shit. touch grass. 1/10

“i could never do polyamory” you’d think this is a perfectly fine thing to hear until you get it from EVERY FUCKING PERSON. 3/10

“thats cool” hell yeah it is. 9/10

“you'll get married and find the one eventually” fuck you ive already found the several and amatonormativity can go give birth to a cactus out of its asshole. 0/10

“so how do you guys break up” and we’re back with another well meaning question. if you are familiar with among us then that’s your answer. 5/10

“like sister wives” absolutely not. wildly different. 1/10

“rent must be way easier” monogamy? in this economy? yeah you have a point. 7/10

“huh i never thought of that, maybe i should become poly/open up my relationship” go nuts!! but be cautious as it could fuck up any present monogamous relationship you have, make sure to communicate clearly & respect boundaries. 6/10

“damn you must have so many threesomes/orgies” i mean yeah but also thats not how you start a conversation. 3/10

“oh that must be nice, having so many people who love you and you care about” awww thank you. it really, really is. 10/10

“like mormons” die. -10000/10

the thrilling sequel, based on other responses people have mentioned in the notes

"do you have three weed smoking girlfriends?" a little overdone but it shows you're chill and it's a classic tumblr meme. 7/10

"so how's the bathroom/sleeping situation?" polite and thoughtful. ranges from 3/10 to 6/10 depending on polycule size and living situation.

"damn, save some for the rest of us" only really funny the first few times. 2/10

"so which one of you is the [monogamous relationship role]?" it does not work like that. 1/10

"so which one of you is the [joke role]?" you gotta be creative with this one for it to really land. 6/10

"do they know about each other?" polyamory. is. not. cheating. 1/10

"ok do you want a cracker" only incidentally funny, but if you have at least one partner who is white you have the chance for an absolutely KILLER response. 3/10

"[any joke about the greater seattle polycule]" a bit stale. inverse relationship between distance from seattle and funniness level. 5/10

"you should love whoever you choose love" one of the kindest things you can ever say about polyamory. 10/10

"scheduling must be a nightmare" this can be either the least correct thing or the realest thing ever said. 6/10

"like swingers" a bit but don't make that generalization. 2/10

"i wish i could have a partner on the side" sighhhhh. 1/10

"cuddles must be nice" yeahhhhh :3... 7/10

"dnd night has to be fun" tbh i've never actually played a ttrpg with my partners but we do play minecraft occasionally and it's great. 6/10

"you should unionize" SOLIDARITY FOREVER 10/10

it's not that I need a quiet day or a day off exactly; it's that I need a pocket of time that exists entirely outside of linear time as we know it that would allow me to get things done without time passing in the real world, and frankly, I don't think that's too much to ask.

this format is fucking horrifying