Seal

Don’t tell me you’re not the same person You’re always my husband And I’ve been waiting, waiting

Ares: BEST CHRISTMAS EVER

Okay this is kinda a stupid thought I had once I got over the craziness of Odysseus.

All the like middle aged men are dead cuz of the war except for the weak and cowardly

And now Odysseus has killed all the suitors which was basically all the younger men of Ithaca. Plus some faraway princes and such

So in doing that he basically made Telemachus the most eligible bachelor in all of Ithaca and the neighboring kingdom.

His first day as a dad and he’s already wingmaning his son

aLSO I realised in ‘odysseus’ when telemachus makes his entrance the legendary motif plays but in odysseus’ and penelope’s instrument because he’s their kid.

jorge, when I catch you-

anyway, still in shambles over this haha

Conflicting character development

Alternatively

"When your mom is a better grandma than she was a parent"

A little reminder that Telemachus JUST got back from his diplomatic mission, found his home destroyed with bodies in the halls, got ATTACKED.

MET HIS FATHER THAT'S BEEN GONE FOR 20 YEARS?? HIS FATHER STARTS SPOUTING OUT THAT THE SUITORS WANTED TO KILL HIM AND VIOLATE HIS MOTHER??

HIS FATHER DECAPITATES A MAN. HIS FATHER DECAPITATES MULTIPLE MEN. HIS FATHER IS BACK :(((

this is how it went right

strawberry pocky 🍓🌸

BOKUAKAAAAAAAAAAA

Yes he is 🥰

WRONG THEYRE BOTH HOT

Jorge: MERCY? MERCY? MY MERCY HAS LONG SINCE DROWNED!! IT DIED TO BRING ME HOME!!! AND AS LONG AS YOU'RE AROUND??? MY FAMILIES FATE IS LEFT UNKNOWN!!! ALL OF YOU. ARE GOING. TO. DIE.

That same Jorge, a few months prior: I am the monster rawr rawr rawr :)

Odysseus: Penelope I am not the same person you fell in love with, I have done terrible things to get home. I understand if you can’t accept the monstrous things I have done-

Penelope: cool, could you please move this wedding bed

Odysseus: what, no!

Penelope: that’s my husband

Odysseus: Penelope I have killed so many

Penelope: I don’t give a shit

Odysseus: I sacrificed my crew-

Penelope: And I would’ve done the same

Odysseus: I am covered in the blood of the suitors

Penelope: and you look fantastic

Odysseus: I TORTURED A GOD ON HIS OWN WEAPON

Penelope: and that was incredibly sexy of you

The Underwold Saga. Parte 3

Tiresias: "Sisi, te va a pasar tragedia tras otra, pero mira que bonito vals me sé." ✨

Thinking about how Odysseus carved the wedding bed out of an olive tree, which means the bed is rooted in the ground.

Thinking about the line “You don’t think I know my own palace? I built it!”.

Thinking about the fact that Odysseus built his entire palace around that olive tree, his and Penelope’s wedding bed, a symbol of their love.

Odysseus’ world is literally built around his love for Penelope.

…..i’m not crying, i just have an odypen in my eye.

@savi-of-ithaca RAAAAAAAAAHHHH

My Little Pony book with a death spell inside. Yes, it most definitely came home with me

Two trucks getting divorced :(

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