THIS ISN'T DEAN JUST SAYING GOODBYE, THIS IS HEARTBREAK, THIS IS THE FACE OF SOMEONE WHO DIDN'T THINK HE COULD BE LOVED BACK
original gif from this post by @magnificent-winged-beast
(thank you @lavenderleahy for catching it!)
You hear it in the trees at night — a snapping branch, a sigh.
Steddie fae!au
Fae!Steve who is changling. Who used to be a little more malicious with his tricks as a young teen, but now is just a bit mischievous as most. Harmless, really. But he has a questionable hobby…
Some people collect action figures, comic book, ties, but Steve? He collects names, okay! He doesn’t do anything with them, promise, but he likes to collect them. And his job as a barista ensures that he has an impressive roster of names.
“Hi, welcome to Upside Down Coffee. May I have your name?
“Estelle.”
Steve, eyes gleaming with excitement, “Ooh, that’s a beautiful name. I hadn’t had the pleasure to meet someone with that name until now.” And the lady blushes at his flirting, leaving a few bucks in his jar.
And then meets Eddie who refuses to give him his name. He doesn’t know if it’s deliberate or not. And he never misses the chance to flirt with him, mistaking his flushed cheeks from being flustered, but really it’s frustration.
“Hi, welcome! May I have your name?”
“You can put me down as Eddie, sweetheart.”
Steve: >:(
“Hi! May I have your name?”
“Just Eddie will do.” He winks.
Steve: >:(
“Hi, welcome back! May I have your name?”
“Come on, bright eyes, dont you remember me?” Eddie pouts.
“Well,” he bats his eyelashes, “I was hoping you’d give me your real first name.”
“God no, it’s atrocious. Trust me, Princess, I’ll spare you.”
Steve: >:(
Steve doesn’t know this but Eddie is half fae. He knows what Steve is trying to do, and finds it hilarious to give him the run around. Besides, he’s so cute when he furiously writes down ‘Eddie’ on his cup with that little frown creasing his brow.
These posts are cousins to me.
opposite of a parasocial relationship (I would Rather Die than be perceived by an entertainer I liked)
He’s so drippy :3
Waiting for the last bus.
There is nothing in the dark and there is nothing to be afraid of.
I've never been so unsettled by turning up my brightness and zooming in holy shit this is amazing
Byakuya and his ducklings
Imagine Stiles and Derek are talking all the way to the bathroom where Derek asks “Are you going to stay and watch me shower?” Stiles turns and leaves. Derek starts to undress when suddenly Stiles reappears with a chair and takes a seat. Derek looks confused and asks, “What are you doing?” Stiles, completly nonchalantly, replies “Watching.”
I made more.
no writing workshop can help you improve your writing as much as this screenshot can
me as a 14th century knight: this sucks i'm gonna fms (translator's note: fall on my sword)
Alternatively: fuck my squire
[remembers falling on my sword jokes negatively impact my knight's oath] ...fuck my squire
capybara
