Not bad, pig

You can find my GOFUNDME page here: https://gofund.me/430b4cfe

U can also donate thru PayPal and Kofi! (These funds eventually get funnelled back into the main fund at when I have a lump-sum to give, so the total I have received from the campaign remains transparent)

I hope life treats y'all exactly how y'all treat black women

while you're here hoping to do fucking better by a Black woman you can help me out, a multiply disabled queer Black woman.

I have to pay my car note and my cat is still at the pet hospital. It's $50 a day not including the treatment and I can finally pick her up today. The price they gave me is $637. Please. My gas is still off and the weather is cooling down and that's my form of heating. Also I'm diabetic and can't cook without gas either. Rent is also due in a couple days.

I've been at $0 for days 😭😭😭 I rly need gas to go to work this week and food. I can just keep being behind on the other stuff but I'm diabetic I NEED groceries and I need to be able to go to my job. I'm not a lazy person I swear. I work over 40 hrs a week even while disabled even tho that makes it even harder on my body but I'm TRYING.

Urgent! Still trying to pay 2 months rent and catch up on car payment as well!!

Y'all this is urgent, bills keep popping up like please please help me at least get enough to get some bottled water, some sandwich prep items, some canned soup and some bottled water before the potential weather event.

What I'm sitting at rn

i lied on my resume to get this job at the dicksucking factory

i for one relied on nepotism

earlier today i found a cool stick on the ground, picked it up, and then found a cool rock on the ground next to it, and picked that up too, and the second i did the words "on that birdgirl grindset" appeared in my head, unbidden and unwelcome

do you ever see something and just. get hit with the most visceral and distilled emotions over the nature of humanity

this note was inside the only copy of the qur'an we have in my school's library. this man, one year out from 9/11, one of the worst times to be muslim in america to date, decided to donate a copy of the qur'an to a school library in hopes that it would make people understand each other better and stop hating each other. doesn't that reach into your chest and twist?? doesn't that make your heart ache? is humanity doomed if someone can do something so small and meaningful and kind while experiencing some of the worst hatred the world has to offer?

"derivative and masturbatory"...? Hell yeah i love maths and jacking it

Today's vetted fundraisers

My name is Ayaa, a 24-year-old teacher from Gaza City. I used to live a peaceful life with my family in our home, a 6-story building that we built through years of hard work. Sadly, it was completely destroyed, leaving us homeless.

My brother and I ran a language training center where we taught English to kids, teenagers, and adults. We were passionate about our work and had big dreams, but the war shattered everything. One morning, we woke up to the news that our center had been destroyed, along with our family car, which my mother had bought by selling her jewelry.

We have lost everything, and now we turn to you for help. Your kindness and support would mean the world to us as we try to rebuild our lives.

@sar-soor @el-shab-hussein @nabulsi @irhabiya @wellwaterhysteria @appsa @stuckyfanart @moayesh

my perfect crime? I memorize the entirety of the macy’s store inventory. I then go on aliexpress.com and find exact replicas of every single purse in the store. I break in at 3am, and replace every purse with a cheaper version of the purse. I take my real purses home and open up an online store on the darknet featuring fake purses. I then sell these real purses as fake purses, making it so that when the feds catch on to my antics, they spend countless years trying to figure out who can replicate purses this well, and who is selling them. Soon an entire division of the FBI is dedicated to finding me and figuring out how my “fake” purses appear to be real. 45 years later they finally trace my ip address and break into my villa in texas and shoot me right in the leg when i attempt to flee. While this would normally not be a fatal wound, due to my constant devotion to my online fake real purse storefront i have suffered an iron deficiency for 35 years. My blood can’t clot and I start to bleed out. Turns out the woman who shot me was a girl who i made out with once in college, and she holds my dying body in her arms and asks me how my fake purses were so real. I spend the last moments of my fleeting life telling her about how every five years i break into a different Macy’s and replace all the purses, and that the purses I have been selling online for a severely discounted price were actually all real, and I have been doing this purely for the gag of it all. When my former college girlfriend gets home from work after rightfully murdering me for my crimes, she goes into her walk in closet, looks at the 13 gucci purses she owns, and realizes that they’re all fakes.

One time my mom took me to a hibachi grill with a bunch of her friends and if you've never been to a hibachi grill basically the draw is that theres a bunch of interactive performance stuff done by the cook who cooks for you at your table, and one of the tricks they did at this one was take a squeeze bottle full of liquor and shoot it into your mouth across the table (with permission)

And now at our table my mom explained this because it was my first time going, and she wanted to make sure to warn me it was liquor because she knows I don't drink- she just said "if he offers to shoot at your mouth, say no because it's alcohol".

And so the chef does his thing and it's all very impressive, but the time does come where he pulls out this squeeze bottle of booze and asks me if I wanna try

I of course say no, because I really don't do alcohol, so he moves on to someone else

And I watch, and slowly come to understand that this is some sort of game, because once someone is drinking from the continuous flow the chef starts counting "ONE! TWO! THREE!"

I realize that we're trying to see who can keep drinking the liquor from three feet away without choking or spilling, and its a bummer cause i kinda wanna try and I CAN'T

But he goes around the table with everyone there, and I think my mom makes it to three, one friend makes it to five, I think my brother got to three as well, and he comes back to me

And I'm REALLY bummed out now but I will not drink alcohol, so I sort of sadly repeat that I can't when he pulls out a SECOND BOTTLE and grins and goes "juice?"

And Im like FUCK YEAH LET'S GO and I'm a bit worried he's gonna spray it into my eye or something but he doesn't, it hits me right at the back of the throat, and I start drinking while the whole fucking table counts "ONE! TWO! THREE!"

And like

It just sorta

Kept going?

And Im looking at the chef and he starts freaking out by the time we get to six, and at around seven I kinda start looking around and my auntie is staring back in shock, my brother is laughing his ass off and my mom has her face in her hands

And then at like nine or ten it gets like. Super tense and quiet, and only the chef is still counting

And I guess it got too much for even him cause we're at eleven and I don't believe in quitting early and it is almost painful how awkward it's getting

So he cuts me off at twelve and raises his hands in the air and everyone else cheers and claps like a dumb movie

and I just sit back in my seat to look back at my mother staring at me surrounded by everyone she knows, bright fucking red in the face and choking with honest to god tears in her eyes and she puts her face back in her palms and starts chanting "I don't want to know. I don't want to know. I don't want to know"

So I give her the biggest, proudest grin and tell her, "I won."

So now every time something suggestive happens in a movie, or in conversation, or something shocking happens around us and she goes to jokingly cover my ears, I just ask her, "Remember when I won?" And she goes face-down and groans, because I know EXACTLY how she thinks I trained to develop that particular skill and she HATES knowing that about me

The truth is though, I'm a whole ass 28 year old virgin. I've never so much as kissed anyone in my life. I had no idea I could do that trick until that exact moment

But she doesn't know that, and I'm never gonna tell her

Eevee who ate a bee

Where from?

1999 play-by-play eevee

This is my favorite stock photo guy He does everything

Team Fortress 2

he’s like such a tf2 guy is the thing

Please my friends I need your help to raise some money not to go out but to save and buy some food for my family we are running out of food Also water as well I need 500 euros just to provide all these things I am a child and I am trying to save my family and keep them alive donate even 5 euros I am not greedy and I am only asking for a little to provide food and water

Share I want this post to reach as many people as possible This is my wish that it reaches a large number of people so that they donate I want to eat and drink some clean water 😭😭

@omegaversereloaded @punkitt-is-here @tamamita @skunkes @ot3 @valtsv @wolfertinger666 @paper-mario-wiki @nyancrimew @spongebobssquarepants @sabertoothwalrus @90-ghost @komsomolka @sawasawako @wolf-aid @hotvampireadjacent @certifiedsexed @isuggestforcefem @3000s @chokulit @ankle-beez @pitbolshevik @pissvortex @prisonhannibal @apas-95 @neechees @memingursa @afro-elf @vampiricvenus @turtletoria @marxism-transgenderism @beetledrink @bevsi @beserkerjewel @feluka @i-am-a-fish @spacebeyonce @b0nkcreat @11thsense @boobieteriat

There is only one donation and it is from my friend 5€ please my friends share the post and think about donating please

Please no one listen to me after what happened to me yesterday and I am frustrated with him but please send me some money again if you are serious

@omegaversereloaded @punkitt-is-here @tamamita @skunkes @ot3 @valtsv @wolfertinger666 @paper-mario-wiki @nyancrimew @spongebobssquarepants @sabertoothwalrus @90-ghost @komsomolka @sawasawako @wolf-aid @hotvampireadjacent @certifiedsexed @isuggestforcefem @3000s @chokulit @ankle-beez @pitbolshevik @pissvortex @prisonhannibal @apas-95 @neechees @memingursa @afro-elf @vampiricvenus @turtletoria @marxism-transgenderism @beetledrink @bevsi @beserkerjewel @feluka @i-am-a-fish @spacebeyonce @b0nkcreat @11thsense @boobieteriat

@omegaversereloaded @punkitt-is-here @tamamita @skunkes @ot3 @valtsv @wolfertinger666 @paper-mario-wiki @nyancrimew @spongebobssquarepants @sabertoothwalrus @90-ghost @komsomolka @sawasawako @wolf-aid @hotvampireadjacent @certifiedsexed @isuggestforcefem @3000s @chokulit @ankle-beez @pitbolshevik @pissvortex @prisonhannibal @apas-95 @neechees @memingursa @afro-elf @vampiricvenus @turtletoria @marxism-transgenderism @beetledrink @bevsi @beserkerjewel @feluka @i-am-a-fish @spacebeyonce @b0nkcreat @11thsense @boobieteriat

There is a person I thank very much who donated the first 25 euros and she sent another 25 euros. Thank you and I hope this reaches you.

Please share and donate to me and don't ignore me

Hey, Ibrahim is someone I've talked to directly, please help this family out!