no one ever shows the sa2 recap for city escape where sonic's like "yeah these nice policemen wanted to take me on a drive hey what the fuck" bro would get kidnapped so easily. GUN put "free chili dogs" on the side of their helicopter did aosth sonic teach you NOTHING
this is so funny
wait glitch is announcing a new show?
WAIT IT’S 2D ANIMATED?
I dreamt that there was a new meme that went, “If I dids it, I dids it. If I didsn’t, I didsn’t.” There was a third line, but I forgot what it was.
happy to report i’m back on my bullshit
and a rare variant
HOW DID YOU KNOW THEY WERE CAT MEMES IN MY DREAM
>:3€
THAT’S IT, THAT’S THE MEME FROM MY DREAM
well look who it is. my old friend. the conses of my quences.
do not 10k me stop that
Hm
@ faradaycockcage
Further evidence
In the second Sonic movie, he refers to him self as ‘hedgehog of the house’ in Tom’s absence instead of ‘man of the house’ further implying his gender is hedgehog
not "he" as in "he/him" but "he" as in "hedgehog"
"sir this is a wendy's" = "I have no idea why you're here for that but this is possibly the LEAST relevant place for you to be right now"
"ma'am this is a map store" = "this is an even more relevant place for you to be than you know yet"
I think living in the SCU and seeing Ivo's last broadcast and trying to learn more would be a hilarious experience of everything you learn about this man is a punch in the face
how do you draw wet hair
okkay. i was going to make an actual tutorial thing to help u but i frogot what i was doing so i drew the most pathetic little wet cat beast imaginable. on accident. so sorry
they pourt wader on him
PHRASE ADDED!
One of my co-workers has a standing desk that he uses sitting down. It looks like this
The hedgehog is tearing us apart again
Remember to support the artists you love, likes don’t spread their work….
Deviantart || Twitter || Patreon || Webcomic
Me: lol I should like this
Me: W A I T
This comic is a big trap and its damn hilarious
This goes doubly so for writing! Support your favourite writers, too!
with the year or so i’ve been on this website, all of the of my art post’s reblogs combined, only adds up to 20 reblogs in total.
need i say more?
so basically, like AND reblog.
patch notes for Forest: deer have beam attacks now
deer high-beaming cars: fucking see how you like it
A hitman who advertises his services the way a commission artist does
“Um hey guys. I’ve been hit pretty hard with financial difficulty lately. I’d really appreciate it if you’d consider commissioning me.”
Stabbings: $45
Gunshots: $100
Poisonings: $200
Thanks you guys please share if you can! ❤️❤️❤️
Commissions I will NOT take:
👎 Kids (Teens are fine tho)
👎 Bystanders
👎 Other Hitmen
If you want to know why, message me, but otherwise no hate pls ✨
hey guys, normally i try to keep drama off of my blog but this is really important. I just wanted to let you know that someone named WetWorkKing05 has been taking credit for MY kills over on redbloodle.com and is making money off of my hard work. When I messaged him directly he blocked me and threatened to kill ME >_> I’ve tried talking with the mods about getting his account taken down, but redbloodle has NO policy for this and they are no help at all. i don’t know what to do??
PLS signal boost if you can! And in the meantime, if you need somebody killed, do NOT hire WetWorkKing05! he is a THIEF!
repeat after me:
MURDER 👏 THEFT 👏 IS 👏 A 👏 WORSE 👏 CRIME 👏 THAN 👏 REGULAR 👏 MURDER 👏
Credits to the murderer
“Why are your prices so high???? I could kill him myself for free! whatever, ur not even that good at murder anyway”
Emergency Murder Slots available!
First Person - $450, additional bodies add $375 each
(Basically a steal still my normal rate is $650. Cmon guys it’s $200 off!)
Serious inquiries only. EXPOSURE IS NOT A CURRENCY!
Guys please support all these hardworking Individuals!
Good hitmen are hard to find so it’s up to us to raise awareness!!!!
Omg I love this guy’s work! He’s new and not so well known in the hitman community, but he’s so amazing and is appreciate it if you guys have him some love ❤️❤️
Support your local assassins
