MY COMMISSION CARRD IS READY LETS GOOO!!!! u should check it out or at least reblog it btw. if you even care
Thing is- it works both ways. The chat can see the streamer in the other world. A few DM each other, they're all seeing it. It looks real. What if it is real? What if the streamer asks questions they don't know the answer to? What if the stream goes down?
You have the streamer on one side living in a world completely alien to them, trying to survive. You have this group of mostly randos to each other on the otherside, suddenly invested in becoming a better support team than the apollo crew had. There are shifts, people buy reference materiels, some are trying to code redundancies or find a way to move the stream to a safer network.
After someone poisons the streamer by telling them a mushroom was safe to eat when it wasn't (in their defense, the stream had a lot of lag at the time!) they make a rule they have to post references for all advice to prove it's not made up and to give other audience members a chance to fact check
This spawns an incredibly large and specific open-source library that's more fiercely moderated than wikipedia
I'm at a :.|:; for words.
alright, I’m annoyed with the class that I’m taking. it’s about writing novels, and I thought it would have cool stuff about balancing your narrative and developing themes etc, but instead she spent the first class talking about how every book fits into the Hero’s Journey (the monomyth template). and I was somewhat of a contrarian, and said “can you give us examples of books that don’t fit into this template?” and she said “no. because all books fit.”
but I dunno man, I just finished reading this Korean book where the plot is just the character having a string of hookups and reflecting on them without changing in any way. I don’t know if it’s possible to contort that into the Hero’s Journey.
currently in a form of depression episode i like to call "awake nap". i know i could do things, i know i exist, but i cant be fucked to care or do things beyond bear minimums and nothings fun. its not painful im juts sleepy.
"everybody hates me" factoid actually just a statistical error. The average person doesn't hate you, especially not your friends. You, a person who sits in your room experiencing self loathing every day, are an outlier adn should not have been counted.
This is sweet but I really thought it was going to end with someone named “Haters Horge” who spends every second in a cave halfway across the world just loathing you for no reason and they were the statistical outlier
Haters Horge has harmed me again
I wonder what sort of contrived horseshit we're gonna have reams and reams of discourse about next
Star-Bellied Sneetch ass website
every so often i will come across a macklemore lyric that just… catches me so fucking off guard
throw back to this absolute gem. first lyric of the song.
BREAKING: Joe Biden Seen Wandering Into The Foggy Woods After Trump’s Inaguration
The now former President, asked by reporters where he was going, offered a wry grin before cryptically answering, “listen to the fresh wind in the quiet darkness of a spring morning, and you will know where I am.”
hey! if you're a fat bitch who can choke me with your thighs, then i have a message for you😍😵💫:
i am stuck in a cave in new mexico. i am fading . there is something in here with me. 34.9727° N, 105.0324° W
you're in china actually
guys if the professor is 15 minutes late we can leave
guys that was one time….
in absolute tears about the pride module at my work
HOLY SHIT GUYS, I WAS INSPIRED BY THIS POST TO TRY MAKE THE SONG AND YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT WHEN I DRAGGED THE TRAINING AUDIO OVER THE BACKING TRACK AND IT LINED UP PERFECTLY
Tempted to actually put this on spotify so I can secretly stream it at work...
Tagging @batshit-auspol because as an Australian you're the only big account I know who might share (sorry).
You've 100% seen this gif before, but here it is again.
Elon musk nazi salute on national TV is insane like there's really no assassins rn?
Edit bc I can't rb with videos
He did it, twice, back to back. Insane
at first I had my doubts (bc I only saw a screenshot at first) but even a handful of right-wingers and conservatives are acknowledging this as Sieg Heil so it's just undeniable
so we’re all locking this shit down right
literally no offense do not fucking say "if this was intentional or not-" it fucking was. this was a nazi salute. do fucking NOT give him the pathetic ground to claim it was an accident. this is fucking abhorent.