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I do love a good pirate's tale

@piratecaptainscaptainpirates

He/him, Jewish, Black, want my show back
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Hey all, just here to have a good time talking about gay pirates.

  • Name's Atticus, I follow back from @pccp-main (old blog I'm too sentimental to delete but don't really use anymore)
  • He/him, Jewish, gay, not White
  • 25 and I will absolutely post things sexualizing those old men so minors keep your distance please
  • TERFs, racists, other generalized forms of bigotry get blocked on sight
  • I tag fandom drama shit as "fandom discourse" and/or "fandom racism" as appropriate
  • We horny post on Sundays. I tag these with "happy sexual sunday"
  • I have a ko-fi page
  • On bluesky here
  • Check out my fics on ao3, or find a spreadsheet of all my fics here or check out a flowchart of my multi-chapter fics here!
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stede's cute soft jawline appreciation post

"omg his jawline could cut glass 😍🥵" well what about those of us whose jawlines cannot cut glass. what about those of us whose jawlines could not cut oatmeal. what about those of us who get that little double chin when we look down. where's all the "omg his jawline is so bitable 😍🥵" posts for us I ask!?!? stede's jawline is exceedingly bitable and kissable and lickable. appreciate him.

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mossgroves

I don't have time to draw much because I literally have to get on a plane to go see Rhys Darby, but I did have time to squeeze in a speed paint. About 75 minutes on this one

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Sometimes I open this dang app and see posts like “Stede doesn’t care about his crew, he just cares about his special guy!” and I want to slap someone through the internet.

The man set aside his grief for the love of his life to RESCUE HIS MURDERERS FROM CERTAIN DEATH, because he knew they did not do what they did without a reason. A reason he never asks them for.

If Stede did not care, did not empathize, only gave a shit about Ed, he would have let them all die, ESPECIALLY the whining little jackass who tried to HAVE HIM EXECUTED. Instead he saves them.

Fuck right off.

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In 1983, eight-year-old Ed and ten-year-old Stede become best friends. Ed can't bring himself to regret that, not even knowing how it turned out. Maybe that's the hardest part - after growing up together, after falling in love with each other, after Stede left him…and a part of Ed was still happy he'd met Stede Bonnet. And isn't that just the saddest damn thing you've ever heard?

A childhood friends AU where Ed and Stede meet as kids, grow up together, fall in love, are forced to split up, and find each other again. Rated M, planned around 50k words!

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