This is Geoffrey.

why does he have his whole pussy out like that

you're gonna shame him for his clefussy?

Teachers when a child shows a single ounce of individuality or creativity:

As a teacher: the big sharpener should have just made her laugh. It’s funny.

But the 70 sharpeners thing is where it gets a bit dicey because yes it was obviously the child joking and having a sharpener collection but on the other you have to think: Why does this child have so many blades on school property?? Obviously you can know the child won’t do anything awful but you don’t know what some other person might do if they get it or if administration that DONT know your child finds it

what nefarious thing is a child going to do with 70 intact sharpeners already at school? sneak into the bathroom where they hid a 2x4 and a tool box to build a macuahuitl?

hold on i need to google something

yeah this is funny

I love chain lightening what a classic spell. fuck you and you and you and you and you and

I take some issue with the implication that transandrophobia ideology is necessarily a terf honeypot because I feel it absolves trans men who subscribe to it from being capable of generating harmful worldviews themselves. I think it tends to like downplay the ways that transandrophobia implicitly and explicitly harms transgender women by saying it exists to detransition trans guys when like. It exists to make trans women look privileged or paint us as oppressive. Which is why the whole thing of it being a terf-born ideology meant explicitly to detransition transmascs kinda pisses me off! Because it’s an overlap of terfs(whose primary target is trans women) and transmisogynist transmascs whose primary target is trans women!

Like by asserting it as a thing that is A) terf-born and B) designed to hurt transmascs I feel it downplays the exponentially more present transmisogyny in the movement. Doesn’t sit right with me!

El Muchacho Monday

Please read this as if i were a member of your family. Maybe your sister, your daughter or your friend. As if my family who is going through difficult circumstances is your family.

Hello, I'm Ola, a graduate student from the faculty of science - Al-Azhar University in G@za P@lestine. I truly appreciate you taking a moment to read my story. As you reading my message, myself and my family, “my mother, father, three sisters, and my little brother,” are trying to survive under all kinds of suffering including but not limited to fear, instability, and starvation, thirst, and poverty in northern G@za.

After 448 days of suffering, I am writing to you today with a heavy heart, in desperate need of your help. I cannot describe how harsh the situation we are living in is. My family is suffering from the biting cold of winter, and we are facing a severe shortage of food and clothing. Every day feels like a lifetime, and every moment makes me feel helpless and hopeless. 💔

After the prices went up so crazy, I created this campaign to help my family provide food, water and essential needs. I know for sure that you can't help all families that want your help but at least you can help those who come across your life.

Every simple thing makes a difference in changing the situation we are in. So please don't hesitate to help us 🙏💔

It's your time to help and make a difference, Will you?!

Thank you for taking a minute to read this.♥️

My campaign has been vetted by:

@90-ghost here, @northgazaupdates here, and @el-shab-hussien and @nabulsi 's spreadsheet of vetted campaigns #205.

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My name is Noha, I am 34 years old, from Gaza. I am married with 3 children: Malak, 13 years old, Ziad, 12 years old, and Ahmed, 10 years old. My husband, Tariq. He is 39 years old. We had a very beautiful and warm house. We lived a beautiful and peaceful life with my children and husband.My eldest daughter, Malak, had the most beautiful room, the warmest bed, and she had toys that she loved and was attached to. But now Malak has nothing but memories. The only thing left for her from this house are memories. Ziad and Ahmed also had a beautiful room full of toys.My husband had a special job that he loved and was a source of livelihood. The war came on Gaza and they took us out of our homes by force, leaving behind our memories, our money, and our work. They completely destroyed my house and we have nothing left. My house also contains my husband's job where he used to practice his passion. All this is gone and has not returned.

In addation, I have thyroid cancer. My condition deteriorated significantly due to the lack of treatment.On the other hand. my husband also has a herniated disc in his lower back, which has morbidity of the nerve limbs, especially in the right foot.

After great suffering, we left Gaza and went to Egypt, but we do not have money for my treatment or my husband’s treatment, as I need treatment to recover from my illness, and my husband also needs urgent treatment.We also need a lot of analysis, ultrasound, magnetic resonance and many other types. In addition, my children also need education and life requirements to live a decent life.

finally , You are my only hope and the bright light of my path. You are by my side always and forever. You are the one who gave me strength and stood by my side. How happy I am that there are people like you, each one with his name and surname. You are really amazing. You are the fruit of my success in this campaign. I hope you will stand by me until the end. I love you all. Note for those who wish to donate, please copy the link on Google engine so that the donation is made in a better way

Hello, this is my friend Tariq. A while ago, after much thought, he decided to create his own campaign in the month of June, but unfortunately until now, he has only raised $1’541 I ask you to share his campaign and donate, even if just a little. His campaign’s registration number (252)is with Shab Ahsen. Thank you.

Hello dear,

Life still struggles my family and I, crazy prices, nothing available on the market, and war destroyed all the meaning of our life, and no one can hear us or imagine what we are suffering.

Our semi tent could be damaged any time with the crazy weather, and we have to buy a one at least to protect us

With many thanks for all supports, 💕💕💕

I kindly request your help to create a campaign via posting my story on your timeline pages

Internet available with poor quality and very limited, in addition to risk to move to catch internet,

I can’t spent hours to access internet while my family needs my help to catch daily needs.

Since last April, I'm trying to raise this campaign to catch daily life needs and tent, I believe you will help me to reach my target.

Vetted !!!

(#167 on the verified fundraiser list by el-shab-hussein and nabulsi) (but we had to make a new gfm campaign cuz our old organizer stopped contacting us).

#dlxxv-vetted-donations

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I'm about to lose my housing. I don't have a plan B.

Now is really a time where I need help or I will die from my condition.

Here is a link, we are at 18% of the goal :

Sera and I have worked very hard and gotten very lucky trying to plan and prepare for this for months, but the reality of the Canadian housing crisis and international travel restrictions has severely limited the options. It’s becoming very likely we may have to use a portion of her medical funds to keep her warm this winter, and that’s a bitter pill that can really only be made easier to swallow by more donations. If you can, please please help save my friend, she is incredibly kind and creative and brave and she deserves to survive this!!!

UPDATE: NEW LINK! Yahya and his family were displaced by the IOF, and are currently residing in Deir al-Balah, south-central Gaza.

Life as displaced Gazans was already extremely difficult for them. Food is very scarce, and their living conditions leave them exposed to the elements. Here is the frequent condition of their tent now that the winter rains have come:

Then, Yahya’s father was injured. Some cartilage was damaged in his neck, and doctors say he requires IMMEDIATE surgery to avoid permanent paralysis.

Yahya and his family previously had another campaign, but it was suddenly shut down by GFM with no explanation. They have created a new one, but it has EXTREMELY LOW FUNDS.

The surgery is a stifling €15,000 euros (about $15,729 USD). Yahya and his family have no hope of paying for it without your help.

I am currently watching an elderly loved one lose their mobility, and it is an extremely heartbreaking and isolating situation. I cannot imagine what Yahya and his family are going through, having no social or financial support and only minimal medical care.

Please give what you can to this family. You are their only hope to save their beloved father’s mobility!

Yahya’s father’s condition continues to deteriorate!! He is in intensive care, and his family and doctors are worried for him! Please share the family’s campaign and donate what you can so they can get his surgery as soon as possible!! Funds are still very low, we have a long way to go!

UPDATE: €1,634 out of €9500

Progress is slow, please keep sharing and make your own posts for Yahya and his family💔

UPDATE: €1,693 out of €9,000

Last donation was 9 hours ago!!! Yahya’s father is back in the ICU, he desperately needs this surgery! Please do whatever you can to support this family and save their father!!

shared by 90-ghost, shared by gaza-evacuation-funds and vetted by association

please help yahya's father, as mentioned and shown above he is in intensive care in desperate need of help. he is actively dying and needs this surgery as quickly as possible, please help this campaign as much as you can

he needs €7,204 more to reach his goal; please, let's focus on reaching at least the halfway point of €4500 first, and then let's keep going to the end

€1,793 / €9,000

€2,240 / €9,000

we have managed to pass €2k now! if we can reach €2700, then we will be 30% of the way to the goal - i hope we can work hard to hit this quickly for yahya and his father

no donations again today. reminder once more that this is an urgent surgery

no donations for the second day; please, this movement has already been incredibly slow for an urgently required surgery, they cannot afford to have so many days where no donation is given at all

E-Begging Post 🧍

Hello everybody, I am embarrassed to do this. As some of you might now, I had to quit my previous job in Madrid because I didn't earn enough to pay the bills and I couldn't find anything else, so I had to go back to my family house in rural Spain, where there aren't jobs. I am currently teaching Latin online but I earn less than 70€ per month and I haven't been able to get more students.

I decided to study for the public service exams in order to become a public school teacher. The exam is in June 2025 (more or less). In order to prepare myself for these exams, I have to pay for lessons, which are very expensive, and for courses to highlight my candidature. The academy that I am attending will ask of me 1600 euros in total the courses that I need to take (60€ per course) books to study. My mother, with whom I live, is a widow, so she can only help me so much financially.

I have known some of you for 10 years and I'm not running away with your money. Last time I asked, during my BA, it was because I couldn't pay the tuition (300€ that time) and I payed it with your help.

Of course, there are wars going on. I feel guilty of asking for money because I am not dying or starving. If you have money to spare but you prefer to give it to a fairer cause, donate it to this Palestinian family.

So I am asking you for the sum of 1700€, which I would love to have before December 2024 but I am nobody to demand your money. Right now I am at 250/1700€.

I will update you on the money that I receive and the payments that I do.

By the way, I am available to teach Latin, Spanish, Italian, and English online. I can also do translation, proofreading or find papers for your research.

My surname is in my PayPal so I hope you respect my privacy 🙏 I am being vulnerable here but passing this exam is my only way to leave my hometown and secure a job for the rest of my life.

Here's my paypal: https://www.paypal.me/belen9trujillo

Thank you 🙇

1237/1700€ as of the 7th of January 💜

🚨Urgent🚨

🚨Trapped Family in Gaza Appeals for Help to Survive

A Plea for Help from Gaza: A Family Seeking Safety

My account Was verified & it’s listed as No. 99

Hello, I'd like you to publish my story. I'm from Gaza, Palestine, I live with my parent's , wife & three brothers.

Suffering from the scourge of war in GAZA 10/2023 to Now that's 372 Days.

Words can't describe the life we ​​live & the pain. It's like a horror movie, & death grabs us from every side.

Many of our Children & Women, died due to the war.

The sewage is drained into the Drinking Water & sea. Many of people infected with hepatitis & the deadly polio virus.

Therefore, Please help us by sharing or donating to travel from Gaza & build a new life.🕊🕊🕊

Thank you❤️

GoFundMe Campaign Link ♥️ :

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https://gofund.me/cb8c05a3

vetted as entry #99 on the Vetted Evacuation Fundraiser spreadsheet. by el-shab-hussein

Not even remotely what I'm looking for but thanks anyway Google.

Getting a $300 paycheck at the end of the week that's going to disappear immediately to bills after rent here, i've got fifty dollars until the 17th. I hate having to do this over and over again, an extra hundred would go far for groceries till then and as always would be deeply appreciated...

Cashapp: $Kikimeryl

Venmo: @prettykikimora

Paypal: [email protected]

Thank you.