Frog 2

Remember kids!

Be like Odysseus: Use a fake name when dealing with a stranger

Don't be like Odysseus 5 minutes later: doxing himself to the same stranger that he literally just blinded

My personal brand of humor is "horrible, useless advice delivered in an authoritative way" and this is the result of it

you guys are missing the best fucking part

world heritage post

I just found out there is a crab that looks like a pancake and now the world seems brighter.

I'm actually gonna cry over these crabs.....

In case anyone was curious what they looked like!

Thought these were completely made up but apparently they're probably juvenile Atergatis integerrimus crabs or a related species. Also most members of Atergatis are toxic because of symbiotic bacteria that produce a tetrodotoxin-like poison. Tetrodotoxin is the reason that improperly prepared pufferfish will kill you. These are deadly pancakes.

transmasc version → 🏛

prev I say this with love, this counts as bragging

the thing is that whenever someone says "pluto IS a planet" you don't know if they're actually a space fan who is prepared to love and cherish all the other bodies that would become planets if pluto was promoted again or the dumbest motherfucker on earth who thinks science should have stopped when they left 3rd grade

i have no argument as to why pluto should be a planet other than “it’s probably really sad that it isn’t a planet anymore” and i’ll stand by it god damn it

but pluto loves his new friends

My astronomy professor pointed out that Pluto went from being just another planet to being the model specimen and best known example of a whole new class of objects, and argued that that's a promotion not a demotion.

To me, Pluto is a planet for grammar reasons.

"Planet" is a noun, and "dwarf" is an adjective describing it. ("What kind of planet?" "A dwarf planet!") All dwarf planets are planets, but not all planets are dwarf planets.

Pluto is grammatically a planet.

Sadly the IAU, when defining the words "planet" and "dwarf planet", explicitly excluded that interpretation. Dwarf planets are not at all planets, according to the IAU. Having dwarf planets be a subcategory of planet was a proposed idea, and it was rejected.

I'm sorry, the IAU is trying to take on the entire adjective-noun relationship in the English language? In any language? Hold on, I must make popcorn for this epic fail.

Ask any schoolchild around the world about adjectives and offer planets and dwarf planets as examples, and they'll know what to do.

Pluto is a planet. The IAU cannot win against language itself. How amusing to even try.

pig

Ah yes, let me show you my normal person pets: a houseplant, a cat, a dog and a horse

musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction

Like to charge, reblog to cast

All of the companies Elon owned will hit all time high stock values once they no longer have to deal with Elon's stupid fucking ideas and the PR disaster every time he's bored

Also they all change names within 3 hours

@yeahitsak

i love this guy so much hes asking the real questions

Any Austin's YouTube channel: X

The thing with statistics - via

Numbers don’t lie but people can sure as fuck pick and choose the numbers they give you and phrase things to make them sound like they mean things they don’t

learn fucking stats or at least how they can hurt

As a wise man once said: There are lies, damned lies, and statistics.

every time…

Some Gremlin is best

omfg I can’t BELIEVE I hadn’t reblogged this adorable addition to my post yet. I love the balloon and the flower crown.