Only In Ohio

crocs in january

. this image gives me pain ohio. why.

I mean. I have a perfectly good pair of boots but I was only going from the house to the car to the house

gotta love the way tumblr users will find a post that did horrendously on another site and then give it thousands of notes

yeah sure saving Hank results in a cute scene and all, but have you considered giving Connor a trauma-induced phobia of lawnmowers?

im trying to go to sleep but i cannotttttt stop thinking about this and laughing

Listen, we have to keep this thing circulating on the internet for at least another two decades, because I have to believe that one day that little girl will be grown enough to stumble upon it and She Will Explain

We’ve made it 5 years folks

You know, rivers catching on fire used to be a regular occurrence.

Boring, even. Mundane. People just accepted that rivers had oil slicks floating on them that could be lit by somebody throwing their cigarette in the wrong place. Cities had regular protocols in place on what to do when the river caught on fire.

The modern environmentalism movement wasn’t just started by hippies you know. Regular people cared about this stuff because their rivers caught on fire and existing near farms gave them cancer and by the 1970s they weren’t even seeing that much economic benefit from it.

If you don’t live in a world where rivers regularly catch on fire it’s because of stuff like the clean water and air acts. A lot of rivers in the US that in the first half of the 20th century regularly caught on fire are now safe to swim and fish in.

A lot of environmental damage is reversible if we act. We’ve got a lot of success stories like this actually. A lot of formerly endangered species have come back, fish have returned to American rivers, the ozone layer is being restored.

I’m not sure what’s going to happen next with the environment but I hold out at least a little bit of hope. Because rivers used to catch on fire and now for the most part they don’t.

@ohio-thestate saw this and thought of that one time you told that story about water catching on fire and I thought you meant in the kitchen

yeaaaa

I'm glad things are better now compared to when that was a common thing

Oh that’s a nazi salute.

Any headline that isn’t ’Elon Musk gives nazi salute’ is journalistic malpractice.

Link to video.

May I add the hat the Premier of Ontario wore, which is currently skyrocketing in sales

Anyways and now for a small break from the chaos

Well at least I get to use this meme now