white boy goes to Jupiter and shocks waiters by ordering in perfect Stupider

I think some of you forgot that autistic people sometimes act strange and say things that are poorly worded and speak with incorrect tone and misunderstand or miss social cues because they are autistic

Driving my girl to work on our tandem bicycle. Takes me 15 minutes to drop her off and 45 minutes to get back home

This stupid joke was so funny to me I tried to translate it into Korean to tell my family and when none of them laughed I was like "Oh my translation must not have been very good" and I tried rewording it like 90 times before my mom was like "No, no. The problem isn't lack of understanding"

"Why is it 45 min and not 30"

1) This isn't a math problem man I get tired and slow down after a bit

2) Maybe we live at the top of a hill and I have to bike up to get back. You don't know. You don't know my life

2) When people work together, their combined efforts go beyond simple arithmetics. Two people holding each other up will go more than twice the distance they could alone. Three will go farther than thrice the distance. When all of us work together, the sky is our limit

3) my girl's strong as fuck she's got thighs like cannons

Ahmed Munir Al-Anqar: A Father's Cry from the Heart of Gaza 💔

My name is Ahmed Munir Al-Anqar, I am 34 years old, a father of four children: Qusai (12 years old) 🧒, Jouri (7 years old) 👧, Mohammed (4 years old) 👦, and Adam (1 year old) 👶. My wife, Heba (27 years old) ❤️, is my partner through this harsh journey. We are a small family who once lived with hope despite the difficult circumstances, but the recent war on Gaza has left us with nothing but pain and devastation. 😔

A Home Reduced to Rubble, Dreams Buried Underneath 🏚️

Our home, where we once felt safe, built our memories, and nurtured our children's dreams, is now nothing more than a pile of rubble. 🏳️ The sound of bombs and missiles was faster than our fleeing footsteps, and we barely managed to escape with our trembling souls. 😢

The Journey of Displacement… From Destruction to the Unknown 🚶‍♂️🛑

We were forced to flee to the south of Gaza, seeking refuge in an overcrowded school 🏫. But here, nothing resembles life:

A Father's Plea to Your Hearts ❤️🙏

I am not asking for much. I am simply asking for a chance at a dignified life for my children 🏠💝, a roof to shelter them, clean water to quench their thirst 💦, and medicine to ease their pain. 🩹

Any contribution, no matter how small, can bring us a glimmer of hope 🌟 and allow me to look into my children's eyes without feeling helpless. 🥹

Help us give our children their right to live. 🕊️

Every donation makes a difference. 🤝

Vetted by gaza vetters #7

Donation Link:Insert link here🔗

Ahmed Munir Al-Anqar 🖤

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yesterday's halloween piece

A Confession from the Heart of Suffering: An Unbearable Reality

I hope you read my confession, and thank you. This is the reality of all the people of Gaza.

‏Hello, I am Shorooq, a nursing graduate of the University of Palestine in Gaza. I was married and gave birth to my first child, Jamal, on October 6, on the first day of the war, where I suffered from problems in childbirth and providing diapers and milk for my child in case of cutting the minimum basic necessities of life

‏The first sound he heard was the sound of bombing and planes instead of quiet music. My husband and I dreamed of raising him in a peaceful environment with peace like the rest of the children of the world, and in the arms of our family, because he is the first grandson of the family whose ancestors remained in Gaza. His uncles, aunts and cousins suffer from the harshest types of torture, including displacement, famine and cold

‏It's a heavy heart I'm making this post asking for help. I was able to leave the Gaza Strip for Egypt with my family, where the price of survival was very high.

‏The occupation killed our dreams, and we lost our country, our family and our friends. Our work, but we arrived in Egypt after exhausting all our financial capabilities, and we now live in Egypt without any source of income, and we live with another family and we do not have work to meet our daily needs and provide my little son with food, drink and children's supplies.

€0 -> €25k😔💔

I can't imagine that a missile could tear her into small pieces‼️Guys‼️, when I knew this little girl's story, my heart ached so much that I decided to support her. Her mother @safemaryamsfamilysblog gave birth to her after eight years of treatment and the death of the fetuses. Please imagine that she is your daughter. Do not hesitate to donate and provide milk and diapers urgently for her...

we can do it♥️

one diaper = €5

milk = €50

➡️€2,492/€20,000

The last donation was 7days ago😔

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2741 the target is 5000 before end the manth

So you can help bon or re

Octavia my beloved 🦋✨

"Could estrogen save him?" has me imagining something like a first aid kit, but it's for forcefem. You open it up and there are epipens full of estrogen and vacuum packed cute clothes.

The one thing it shares with a first aid kit is clothing shears

There's a little book on how to compliment transfems. The cover is a House MD meme that says "looking pretty isn't enough / she needs praise to live".

There's also a vacuum packed IKEA shark.

new free coloring page out on my gumroad! tips are appreciated but not necessary 💗

(click here for link!)

got a few asks about these, n’ i still have them !

*sees smooth digital art* what a kickass style i want my art to be like that

*sees effortless watercolor art* what a kickass style i want my art to be like that

*sees sketchy, angular art* what a kickass style i want my art to be like that

*sees bubbly, stylized art* what a kickass style i want my art to be like that

*sees blocky, bright art* what a kickass style i want my art to be like that

*sees realistic, detailed art* what a kickass st

hey guys new diagnosis just dropped: EVIL AUTISM

people will hear you talk about struggling with mental illness and say “you can do anything if you just put your mind to it”. brother what part of the body does the mental illness happen in. what do you think is the problem

Baked beans are an American dish adapted from a similar dish first made by native Americans and baked beans were first canned in the US and then brought to Britain where the British decided to start putting them on toast and calling them a British food. And I’ve started to realize that some British people think that we think beans on toast is strange because we don’t have baked beans. When in fact we’ve had baked beans this whole time. We brought the baked beans over there. We just think it’s mildly confusing that Brits put them on toast.

I think it’s fine that British people are putting them on toast. The phrase beans on toast is still funny to me however. It’s fun to say out loud. Beans on toast.

Anyway here’s a video from the Indigenous Food Lab on how to make baked beans with indigenous North American ingredients:

Neat!