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whatβs happening with santa
I think my mom's getting him pregnant
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the zed brainrot is getting to me
probably my weirdest hear me out
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We are so bat
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Iβm planning out my bedroom when i live on my own next year
listen
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she might be ur girl now but we used to have 24 hour calls on skype. And yeah. She didnβt mute when she peed.
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THE FAMILY
Β IS ALL TOGETHER FOR THE HOLIDAY
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The picture I sent my mom:
The picture I sent my husband:
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2024 Poor Meow Meow Wrapped
Congratulations!
- You watched that scene 231 times.
- You shook that cringefail loser in a Pringles can 126 times.
- You wrung them out to dry 188 times.
- You spent 262,985 minutes thinking about them. That is over 6 months nonstop!
- You created 13 fan playlists.
- You wrote over 200k words about them... in your head.
- You posted none of that fanfiction on AO3.
- Top 0,0001% of fans worldwide.
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about 6 months ago i got maybe a little too obsessed with the idea of buying a horse and just like letting it roam around ontario highways at night and feeding it poisoned apples and watching as it gets fatter and more corrupt and starts attacking other motorists
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i'm afraid the phrase "touch my wee wee touch my fucking wee wee!" has become a consistent part of my internal monologue vocabulary
he was just very real about it
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