hi I’m ~millie~ (22f) and my brand is being gay for Death and Zatanna
here’s a good summary of my online presence by a beloved mutual:
My mom told me yesterday she basically preferred my sister bc she’s more docile “and doesn’t express her negative emotions as much” and I’m still like. kinda astounded she said the quiet part out loud
I don’t think I’m a bitch that bullies my mom, I think I’m someone who sees right through her crap and I’ve reevaluated our whole dynamic. I’m finally resisting being controlled
it’s that time of year where my Nola superiority complex is at its worst I’m so sorry yall
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Happy first day of the Mardi Gras season bitches. Just mere weeks before i get to shake my ass in the quarter and get drunk on hand grenades 😌
Also I get to have bestie here for a week which I literally can’t stop thinking about. This is the first Mardi Gras as an adult where I’m working a real job with consistent pay!!!!!!!! I’ll be able to afford Ubers and MORE THAN 1 DRINK
I had goosey in bed with me all night and I found an entire bag of Reese’s and THREE BAGS OF WEED GUMMIES that that evil orange cretin DRAGGED UNDER THE BED
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smoking the blunt of gay thoughts that makes my nipples large and hard
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being on doxxing terms with a tumblr mutual is kinda funny like we met at yaoi university and now an year later we both know each other's exact locations
Happy first day of the Mardi Gras season bitches. Just mere weeks before i get to shake my ass in the quarter and get drunk on hand grenades 😌
high five him for good luck
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sometimes Lestat does something so fucking gay onscreen like his pointing or his stride or the way he crosses his ankles so gayly in coffin and I’m like Sam Reid who taught you such intricate faggotry
FACETIMING BESTIE ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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y'know how in some anime they'll have a random beach episode that has no significance to the main plot between story arcs. you could say hellblazer also did that except instead of characters having fun it's about john getting radiation poisoning and fathering a two-headed seal baby with the last woman on earth and watching it immediately get eaten by seagulls during its first minute alive
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Bleeding Heart
Hamilton is for white liberals bc they’re like I AM ENLIGHTENED BC I LISTEN TO RAP! WITH PEE OH SEES! and the entire show is literally slaveowners the musical
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You are not uniquely bad. You alone are not the ultimate evil or the hopeless failure. Whatever you've done, whatever struggles you're facing, many people have survived it and seen the other side. You will too. Don’t count yourself out because you think you’re somehow the dysfunctional exception
I am not a broadway person on behalf of being poor and southern but I see someone say Neil Patrick Harris was a better mark than Anthony Rapp and suddenly I was imbued with such deep seated pretentiousness that I think I was momentarily possessed by a theater kid.
Toulouse nicknames that I use periodically:
Goosey
Goosey pie
Toulousifer
Tousey
Tousey angel
Buddy
Baby guy
Toulouse Da Goose
Mommy’s baby
asshole
Motherfucker
Fuckhead