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Outlines of two alligators that slept through the rain.
heeey dude what’s up man? i don’t think ive seen you since we were both teeth in that camel’s mouth back, uh, what was it? yeah something like that haha, that sounds right. long time ago. so what are you up to these days? yeah i’m not up to much either, same old same old. hey speaking of teeth i think one of my buddies is in your mouth right now. oh hell yeah your crooked left canine. good to see you man. yeah that’s my buddy, we used to swim together as trout in a forest stream surrounded on the banks by huge green willows. oh you gotta go? no prob man. hopefully we’ll see each other again soon. maybe this time we’ll be two grasshoppers sitting under the same leaf in a rain storm. yeah, i’ll see you then. have a good one
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don’t apologize for your appearance don’t apologize for your hobbies don’t apologize for the food you eat and enjoy don’t apologize for taking time for yourself stop apologizing unless you are actually in debt and owe it!!!! existence isn’t a reason to be sorry
it sucks when it’s dry and cold because you’re just hanging out minding your own business and suddenly your lip is split and bleeding. like i literally did nothing to deserve this
accidentally stole $100 from work (took a hundred dollar bill out of the drawer to bring downstairs to the safe and forgot to put it in the safe) so i had to set myself a reminder to bring it back to work tomorrow & not forget it’s in my back jeans pocket. so if anyone wants to rob me tomorrow morning in my walk to work is a great time
#this is making me wonder how often i went home with money in ny pockets at my coffeeshop job#bc the shift runner had big bills & extra 20s on their person during the shift. used to always have big bills in my pockets at work#but it was so engrained to check your pockets when you counted the drawer at the end of your shift that i can’t remember if i ever went home#without doing it… i can’t remember…#chatpost
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Thom Browne Pre-Fall 2022
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You-know-what is coming up, and here is a treasure trove of wonderfully inspirational ideas: strange and unusual costumes of the centuries.
Source: oneletterwords.com
i just realized my colors got messed up on my website somehow and i’m furious because i know i spent SOOO long working on this stupid palette and i didn’t save it anywhere. actually wait hang on i might have no i just checked & i don’t have screenshots saved in the place they would be. UGH IM SO MAD!!! WHY ARE MY LINKS BLACK! WHAT COLOR WERE THEY!
bathing suit section already going up at the target. girl it’s the middle of winter it’s 15 degrees out with windchill
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Frozen Charlotte corpse doll. So-called after a girl who froze to death being driven to a ball. Wildly popular with C19th children as they only cost a penny & came in their own tiny coffins - with a message. They were also baked into cakes as a surprise.
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sketchbook page of random things
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SO annoying to take something out on hoopla and find out immediately that it was a complete waste of a borrow. now i have less reservations this month and for what?? a book i decided was not worth finishing in the first half hour?
i put this on pause & finished another audiobook in the meantime but now i’m circling back to this with the speed pumped up to try to push through. the thing is this guy is not fucking good at his job. he’s supposed to be the hand picked personal head of guard for the king & he’s already let them get ambushed, let the king be almost poisoned, keeps letting the king out of his sight, has no clue what the politics of the palace are like, has no spy network or informants of any kind, doesn’t know how to use his special head guard gear, has let people have seditious conversations within his earshot TWICE without doing anything about it. he keeps being like “i don’t know what’s going on!” bro get a fucking handle on it. this is your fucking job. didn’t you get any fucking training?? if you can’t do it get someone else to fucking do it this is serious. get it together
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Another one of my symmetrical floral prints, this time with irises. I've finally managed to get some good results out of the table press my father-in-law lent me a couple months ago!