Based on Arch, BTW

mustve been a fucking trip when we switched from exorcism arrows to little books with crosses to fuckign laser beams

Please be kind to wild animals they want to live too. Please keep your pets indoors and if you evacuate please take them with you.

little kids are so fucking funny man. had a kid that couldn’t be any older than like 8 or so come up to me today asking where our dinosaur books where, and when i tried to gently redirect them downstairs (where our kids section is) they very matter-of-fairly informed me that they’d already read every book down there and are ready to learn about the “secret, grown-up only dinosaurs” now

i have only cracked someone’s egg once, and it was (a) by accident - i dont think this is always something u can do by willing to do so, and (b) not via an assertion of agency, but of violence. we were chatting on the phone and i said “the thing is that everyone was treating me like a woman anyway, all i had was the choice of what to do about that” and she goes quiet before a little “ohh..”

if you resonate with stuff like “if you want to be a girl you can be a girl” im sincerely extremely glad. personally i dont remember ever rlly getting it but i remember resonating with an account of transmisogyny as key to the making of myself somehow, and from there i had some things i could do about it. it was only after that that i could access some sense of “wanting” things lol. i know why ppl sometimes dislike this foregrounding of violence - ur average psychiatric account of transition as trauma response shit - but theres a sorta respectability involved in trying to talk around this fact of my life. i dont mind doing it “wrong” by the institutional accounts if i still get to transition. and at least personally i think beginning from violence allows u to narrate ur own identification as saying something about the nature of social life as such, that is, to summarise the history of all the brutality of the world in ur person and then refuse it. also i have tits now. isnt that fun?

if only there were a type of voting that actually did something

firebombing a walmart:

Every time a small child starts crying or having a tantrum in my vicinity and I catch the parents glancing at me I’ve started saying “me when…”.

Friend kept trying to tell his crying kindergartener to calm down and relax and the kid growled “I AM relaxed” while visibly tensing every muscle in his body and I was like “oh that’s me at work every day” and we had a chuckle.

Parents look to other adults like “shit are they mad? Do they think my kid is acting like a demon?” And this response is my attempt to say “no. I think your kid is just acting like a human being.”

I WISH I could fling myself on the ground and cry because I experienced a minor inconvenience.

it's okay to be neurodivergent as long as you never show symptoms. and gods fucking forbid you describe it as "showing symptoms" because that's pathologizing

Apology to my followers:

Sorry i haven't been as horny about elves as possible. I'm always working to improve myself by fetishizing pointy ears at all hours of the day.

I will be sucking those long-lived mother fuckers off more in future.

Thank you for staying with me in this hard time. I know it's been a few hours since I last posted a horny remark about elves. Living and learning.

if you were playing games with a mouse, she might suggest 'hide and squeak'. naturally you couldn't play this as you're not a mouse (unless you are a mouse)

ive been informed i dont need to smile in pictures because my dead eyed resting bitch face drives lesbians nuts and im glad theyre down for it but honestly more glad my autistic ass doesnt have to painstakingly orchestrate a pleasant expression in every picture

(Quds) German police brutally assaulted and arrested students from Alice Salomon Hochschule University during a demonstration held in support of Palestine in Berlin.

i fucking love estrogen