Ive kissed my own shoulder during a hot jack off sesh so what? Not like im gonna run for president

If you've started a movie and got at least half way through, that counts as yes.

UM FJFKDJFJD HELLO

[spelunking] sniff sniff... ACHOO! something in this Cave is triggering my Allegories...

I've been getting a bunch more snow in my area this year than i did this time last year *visualizes a geoguesser guy who works exclusively from weather reports doxing me* or have I...

left hand of darkness adaptation starring carlos diehz please 🙂‍↕️

hope everyone is having a nice manhandle me monday

Just found out tyhat JPEG stands for jubilant pig

a watched nut never busts. or something. i dont fucking know what you people find funny anymore. 9/11.

What is that? Is that a butterfly? Yeah, it's a butterfly. You’re so classy. I know. I got dollar signs like a real ho. No, but you’re manifesting with those. ANORA (2024) dir. Sean Baker

non sequitur ? uhhh ,i hope to be having a lot of seq uit her actually

ok

London mutuals what is there to do that’s cheap and not alcohol based?

bongs at croydon

there’s a bloke at clappham common who will suck your dick for £4.50 hell even play with your balls for an extra quid

I have 0 desire to meet you let alone give you money

£3.50?

2025