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Here beginneth the chill night

@koeiasequoia / koeiasequoia.tumblr.com

Hey, name's Koeia. Enby. they/them/pup/puppy, speaks with plurals, 28, Queer, poly af. a therian
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We painted a new Shiranui zodiac piece this year featuring all the brush god constellations!

(Shiranui themself is in front of the Hanagami, but we did paint them. They're still there. It counts)

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valtsv

explaining the concept of "blorbo from my shows" to a tudor era peasant and when i'm finished they grab my hand and start excitedly gesturing at a poster advertising a performance of shakespeare's hamlet at the globe theatre

*nods thoughtfully and makes a mental note to explain the term "girlboss" next*

Unsay this so you can say it all over again.

"Indeed, Petruchio could 'have all of this,' as you say. I am want for 'problematic' boys and wouldst see him rightly pegged."

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lumsel

I step into the crime scene once again, and just like last time... it's a mess. The bastard's killed again. They call him The Artist... man's sick in the head, thinks he's gonna be the next Michelangelo. His "canvas"? The human body. Maybe I'm just not "cultured" enough. But when I look at this mess of gore and body parts, all I see is... wait holy shit from this angle it looks like a fish! Ohhhh it's like a perspective trick! Oh shit that's so cool. I mean. Ahem. It's not cool enough to justify murdering twelve innocent... oh my GOD from THIS angle it looks like a MONKEY! It's like, two in one! How'd he even DO that, this guy's a genius!!

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argumate

“my bonnie lies over the ocean, my bonnie lies over the sea,”

are we talking about the same body of water here, which is weird, or different bodies of water, which is even weirder

this makes more sense if you assume both are the same body of water but the time between the statements is about 50 million years

you’re right, that’s significantly less weird

toasthaste said: maybe there’s more than one bonnie

blocked

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lalaithion

A hypothesized geography.

i bless the bonnie over africa

The bonnie is in geosychronous orbit, thus over all the Earth’s bodies of water

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humanjeff

the bonnie is merely moving very fast, perhaps at hypersonic velocity, relative to the singer

my bonnie lies over the ocean

my bonnie’s exceeding mach 3

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