if your tits are smaller than mine im going to make fun of you forever btw im going to pull your nipples im going to rub that washboard lolllll uhuh uhuh b cup is plenty to hold and adore keep on telling yourself that lollllll ^_^ and if your tits are even like 1mm larger than mine im going to punch them as hard as i can i wont forgive you

@kloonissmall

IM GOING TO KILL YOU B CUP IS PLENTY TO HOLD AND ADORE YOU LITTLE SHIT

wonder what sitewide event is happening right now

Rewatched The Good Place for the first time since s4 dropped and. Oh my god. The Good Place said "people are a result of their environment but we always have a moral responsibility to be better" and The Good Place said "every day the world gets a little more complicated and it gets a little harder to be good" and The Good Place said "even in the face of total nihilism, when nothing you do will matter, you still have to at least try. Because trying is better than the alternative" and The Good Place said "if you have bills to pay and shit to deal with you don't have time or energy to become a better person" and then The Good Place really said "people get better when they get external love and support. How can we hold it against them when they don't " and THEN The Good Place really said "no one is irredeemable. Everyone can try to be better today than they were yesterday" AND THEN! The Good Place said "Heaven is just enough time with the people that you love" OH MY FUCKING GOD.

"Molten Giant" Surtr waiting for her date

Sex feels so much better when she truly, deeply hates me.

Like, honey. You really think screaming at me how I'm horrible and abusive is going to make me stop rather than just encourage me to strap your pretty little cunt even harder?

Your orgasms are so much cuter when tears run down your face. Especially if they're caused by the same woman you break down to your friends every Friday about.

What do I even post about anymore

they removed posting last week, didn't you hear?

Oh shit forgot about that

all good. honest mistake

What do I even post about anymore

they removed posting last week, didn't you hear?

sometimes it feels like some of you just see trans women as "women with dicks" and tend to forget that bottom surgery is a thing and that trans womens pussies are also very beautiful and cool.

Do not punish the behaviour you want to see

I mean, it seems pretty obvious when you put it like that, right?

But how many families, when an introvert sibling or child makes an effort to socialize,  snarkily say, “So, you’ve decided to join us”?

Or when someone does something they’ve had trouble doing, say, “Why can’t you do that all the time?” (Happened to me, too often.)

Or any sentence containing the word “finally”. 

If someone makes a step, a small step, in a direction you want to encourage, encourage it. Don’t complain about how it’s not enough. Don’t bring up previous stuff. Encourage it.

Because I swear to fucking god there is nothing more soul-killing, more motivation-crushing, than struggling to succeed and finding out that success and failure are both punished.

Encouragement and acknowledgment are so much more effective than punishment.

One of the moments that I think about a lot when I think about how much I love my Dad, is that once when I was a teenager prone to spending long hours alone in my room I emerged to spend time with the family, he joked “Oh look, it’s the lodger!”

And before I’d even processed what he meant (that I was behaving more like a tenant than a family member), he went on some kind of internal flashback journey, and said “My father used to say that to me and I hated it, I don’t know why I said it to you,” and he apologised, and never made a joke like that again.

It’s like he did a speedrun on overcoming generational trauma.

laundry

girl who relentlessly bullies and makes fun of me and then gives me the best sex of my life just so she can continue to bully me more abt it and how pathetic and desperate i was and how easy i was and how i let her do whatever she wanted and would give anything to do it again bc i'm such a desperate little loser

winter days of these two being happy and in love

drew this one a few days ago thought I would post here as well 🫶🏻

Demi Moore

Wins Best Female Actor – Motion Picture – Musical/Comedy | 82nd Annual Golden Globes