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SHOP You want to buy something that's super cool and neat
Redbubble: I don't make much off this but I wanted an option for people on the other side of the world to do some small purchases, so here you go! It's mainly stickers
My mum made a crochet bedspread for Danny and left it at my place so I can hand it over, and needless to say it has already been claimed by someone else
Baby I can punch a needle through this thing if you sit there… okay I’ll take a break
Here’s Jeanne napping on the frame by the way
lmao I’m trying punch needling for the first time but the instructions said “make sure to keep your punches close together” and of course I took that too serious so I put my holes together as much as physically possible and also Jeanne was sleeping on the frame so I couldn’t check until I was done, and turns out I punched in so much wool I turned the whole thing 3D. I’ve made a fucking pompom this is so silly haha
What would you guys consider the worst movie you've ever seen? Not something that's fun to make fun of, nothing you ironically enjoyed, I mean just an absolutely miserable moviegoing experience that you paid for, hated every second, and wish you had walked out of and asked for a refund.
For me, no joke, Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted. It did not even feel like a real movie to me. It made me see red! I was SEETHING with anger and annoyance throughout the entire thing, and I cannot for the life of me articulate why. I saw it once in 2012 when I was 15, I remember almost nothing about it now, but it struck a nerve with me like no other movie ever has before or since.
Tell me in the tags, which movie makes you disproportionately angry just thinking about it?
I left tumblr for like 7 years now sometimes posts are underwater now
globael warming
Games like elden ring can be very "dangerous" for English as a second language speakers.
I have to consciously remind myself, especially if I am interacting with an English speaking client or business partner at work, that this is not how normal people talk.
Thou must have some business in mind, to come all this way.
A pleasure to meet thee, I'd heard tell of a new client.
Heed my words. The meeting tomorrow will be rescheduled.
What is thy business with these files?
I was entrusted this, for thee, a summary of the last meeting.
Thou art of passing skill, this excel list is perfect!
I doubt we shall again meet. I am only helping out on this project.
every time I think about my gender I get confused so I simply stopped thinking about it. it is not my problem
in my map reading final exam back in like 2015 we had to do an indoor portion where we figured out the location of our professor on a topographical map and then we had to go out into the national forest with the map & compass and actually locate him to pass. like he was just standing out in the forest and it was pass-or-fail, find him or don’t.
we went in pairs so i was hiking through the woods with this guy who’d been in my class all semester but we didn’t talk much but now ofc we got to chatting, being in the woods and all.
and he told me he’d just moved from a city on the other side of the state and i was like “oh that’s funny i just moved from there too!” we talked a little more and within two minutes determined we didn’t just move from the same city, but had in fact been working at the same petsmart for over a year, at the same time, but he worked in the dog hotel and i worked in the grooming salon so we never met. months, 40 yards from each other, separated by two walls, and we never had a conversation.
and now we were in a national forest together following a map looking for a guy named Ron. what the hell.
Oh lmao I looked at the page of the therapist who took me on (I contacted a group practice) and she has a list of subjects of expertise and besides the obvious like vaginismus or negative self-image she also has listed 'gender (questions)' and consensual non-monogamy and other stuff in that same wheelhouse, that's awesome, that's going to save me sooo much time not having to explain the basics (and therefore money bc it's €75/hour)
me: I am mentally ready to talk about my bad medical relationship with my reproductive system and also my vaginismus to a complete stranger. Let's do this.
also me: This psychologist said 'sex' in a professionally worded e-mail heee heee hee
brazilians, imagine you’re a famous futebol player and are about to hit the winning penalty kick at the world cup finals. accidentally, the referee tosses a christian baby at you. would you still kick the baby to the goal and win the hexa championship, and sacrifice the christian baby?
"no added msg" to be honest it could use some msg
"no added msg" and you're proud of this?
So I went to the doctor on monday and I'm starting antidepressants again and I'm going to see a therapist again also, we figured out it would be good to pick one specialized in sexology since they're used to incorporating the body into their therapy so they seem like the right person to tackle the whole "my womb is a ticking timebomb" thing.
And luck would have it there's several sexuologists close-by and I already got an appointment
