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i too would trade my child for seven corn kernels

I'm soo happy to finally post my piece for @bg3womenswrongs <33 so many fantastic artists who made incredible artworks, I'm so honored to be included!!

nosferatu? no. tuferatu. no es mi problema.

This would do numbers on tumblr.

And the number is 30.

The number is currently 97

Oh boy little green frog this really did do numbers didn't it. We're really in it now little green frog.

hate when people are like "trust your gut! listen to your intuition!" like okay well my gut is telling me every person i lay eyes on is hunting me for sport and my intuition is saying i should find a secluded cave and live there forever so what do you suggest i do with that information

(Semi-serious answer to joke post incoming) If your gut is sending you endless “UNSAFE!” signals in a situation your logic brain knows is safe, then you trust it by kind of treating it like a conversation with a screaming parrot.

Like going “ok, Gut, what feels unsafe?” And it’ll say “PEOPLE IN THE GROCERY STORE”

and you go, “huh, ok. People in the grocery store aren’t usually dangerous…what makes them scary in the grocery store?” And it’ll go “LOUD AND RUSHED AND BUSY”

and you go “ok, people in the grocery store are probably not dangerous but they’re loud and rushed and busy. Loud and rushed and busy makes me feel stressed. How about we wear earplugs to make it less noisy and go at a less busy time of day?”

And then sometimes you try that and your gut goes “HMMM GROCERY STORE SAFER?” And you go, “yes, grocery store safer.”

Your gut isn’t necessarily correct that the SITUATION is unsafe but it’s usually right that your body/brain FEELS unsafe in the situation. You can trust it by approaching it with curiosity and usually learn something.

my ‘unreliable narrator’ tshirt has people asking a lot of questions i can’t be trusted to answer correctly

they need to bring back homophobic yaoi

[ID: house md screenshots of house angled on the floor with a hand to his chin perhaps alluringly and wilson looking down at him perhaps in frustration but with a subtitle from one of them reading "Dinner later?"]

this ID fails to mention that house is on the floor and holding his jaw in the first screenshot because Wilson just punched him hard enough to knock him over before asking him to dinner, which is the context this whole post hinges upon

mice are having sex in my walls :(

the mice are fucking AND now i'm getting heckled

@oyavaski​ i think the funniest part of this is you thinking that this is fake because.....some of us are the same age and we have normal tumblr names i guess lmao????

never thought i'd get accused of faking having a mice infestation for tumblr clout and yet here we are

you fucked those mice yourself

I fucked those mice myself

still not over this and will never be over this

terfs posting their Ls

its nice to see stuff like this because it reminds you that theyre actually the weird ones. their rhetoric just relies on them portraying themselves as "voices of the people" fighting for what no one else will stand up for, despite most people probably thinking their behavior is embarrassing and not worth it. open terfs, racists, nazis, homophobes, misogynists, general transphobes- are all just extremely pissed off and angry minorities that make it everyone else's problem as much as they possibly can so that they seem bigger than they are. that doesnt mean they arent dangerous, it just means we can win. we've got a fighting chance against these losers.

Gideon really went 'So her type is dead chicks huh? Aight bet'

Feeling like a sims 1 sim.