Woah , my garage dog has arrived ,
kid, when life gets you down you got three choices
POV: your insurance claim was denied by United Healthcare
No, that's okay, Tumblr, if the other three people mentioned are meant to see this, they'll find it.
Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Look buddy, i’m just trying to make it to Friday.
reblog if its friday and you made it
Here's a verison where she doesnt stop smashing her head in
@talos-to-listens YOU ARE SO RIGHT
Today I saw a leaf that looked like a frog and I was like haha nice and then it hopped because it WAS a frog and I started crying bc life is really full of everyday miracles including but not limited to experiencing frogs
you got camouflaged dude. If you were frog prey...... hoooo boy
THIS IS THE SINGLE GREATEST POST IN TUMBLR HISTORY. RECOGNIZE.
REBLOG FOR REASONS
I was like “Im not reading all that” and then I saw “thanks for the fucking healthcare” and Im so glad I scrolled back up
I like how they used a scene from Family Guy to frame the discussion
I HATE Family Guy but I’m reblogging this just because I love the captions the poster put over this scene here <3
Yeah, not a FG fan, but this was pretty brilliantly done.
This is in DC at the Smithsonian national museum of natural history, and I know this because I took the exact same picture of the Gape and Suck, as is my right