Music commission prices!

Update: Editing my prices again bc I still think I was undercharging a little bit from my work and also the payment processor I use to transfer money from P*ypal to my bank account recently increased their fees.

Hey everyone! My name's Carlos, I'm a composer and producer. I'm one half of the technical death metal band Beyond Flesh, and I've been doing commissioned music work since 2021. I did all the battle themes for the RPGmaker game Those Infernal Girls! and several battle themes for the "Chillen in Chult" arc of the the D&D twitch show Dice Dynamics. I also did one bonus track for the album We Will All Sing One Song by the James Connolly Upstate New York IWW.

I can make music for your:

The main genres I do are metal, synthwave, and dungeon synth, but I've done a bunch of commissioned work in different genres, from 8bit to jazz to EDM to hiphop backing tracks. If in doubt, ask me and I'll tell you if I can do a particular genre or not.

Prices:

Examples:

Some examples of my previous work so you can get an idea of my range:

You don't need to know anything about music theory or related language to commission me, but do have in mind that the more ifnormation you're able to provide the better the end result will be. Vibe descriptions, reference tracks that you want it to sound similar to, writeups of the character and/or scene it's for, and anything else you can think of are massively helpful. I'll be continually sending you WIPs through the entire process so you can judge the direction I'm going in and provide notes if necessary.

You get to keep all rights to the song to use it for any purpose. I, however, keep the right to post it on my tumblr blog, my youtube channel, or any of my socials for promotional purposes.

You may contact me through DMs here, or through the following media:

e-mail: [email protected]

Discord: carlos7318

I only accept payment via p*ypal invoices, as c*shapp and v*nmo don't work in my country.

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Commision slot status:

(🟩 = Open, 🟥 =Taken, 🟨 = In progress)

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Hello Gamer. Its me, Joshua Gahram from Fallout New Vegas expansion pack Honest Hearts. Youve just completed my game and now I have special instructions i need you to follow carefully. Are you listening? Goot.

I need you to pretend that I'm a better written character than I really am. I need you to go online and post about how based I am, and that I made you have a religous awakening that made you become a racist tradcath. Yes, even though I'm Mormon.

I need you to ignore how cartoonishly racist all the so-called "tribal" content in Fallout is and hype my expansion pack up. You need to say that Chris Avelone is a good writer, and not a piece of shit and a hackfraud. Its very important that you justify my role in the story as a white saviour warlord to a bunch of backwards primitives that can only be civilized by making them assimilate into my christian cult.

You will post about all of this, with fervour, dedication, and strong resolve. Do i make myself clear, Dear Gamer?

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Council of Nicea, 325 C.E.

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Usamericans will claim to want solidarity with the imperialized people of the world and then go on to claim that fucking NORTH KOREANS aren't victims of imperialism. Unserious people.

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I’ve started listening to mbmbam again because on one hand it’s soothing to have familiar human voices saying stupid shit I don’t need to care about but also because it’s sort of transformed into a psychological horror podcast about knowing your brand is passé and your income depends upon not just being funny but getting along with your family members in a public facing fashion

the most recent Naming of the Year episode was like a fascinating case study of comedy under pressure. over two hours of three brothers radiating anxiety and desperately struggling under the burden of d-list fame and also hunger.

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I know it's a thing they got meme'd into believing because it's the only word that makes them upset to see used in a deliberately oxymoronic way. You don't see them go "What do you mean terribly good? Terribly means that something is bad, stop misusing it like that, I think what you mean is Stupendously Good"

I hope folks understand that none of the indie RPGs I describe on this blog are made up examples. "A game that interrogates socially constructed definitions of sexuality by casting players in the roles of horny skeletons trying to figure out how to have sex with each other" is real. You can buy it.

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I'm pretty sure if a person is presented with a game that interrogates socially constructed definitions of sexuality by casting players in the roles of horny skeletons trying to figure out how to have sex with each other and their first reaction is to ask if you can just hack Dungeons & Dragons instead, you're legally allowed to both kill and eat them.