IM GETTING FAR TOO EXCITED!!~

John Brosio, State of the Union, 2011, oil on canvas

my daughter thinks that youtube films her whenever she goes and she does stuff like this

this video is genuinely incredible - the framing, the sunset, the single street light, the sound of traffic and cicadas in the background, the video of the sign capture imperfectly by (presumably) a phone camera. it’s a work of art and a perfect encapsulation of 21st century america

adhd moodboard

*walks into american followers bedrooms* *in gentle voice* hows it going champ

why did no one ever tell me the full title is The Most Excellent and Lamentable Tragedy of Romeo and Juliet

holy fuck you are SO lucky they didn't just shoot you outright

ima keep it real with you supereyepatchwolf i am not listening to lofi

who is that wet little beast I see off in the distance

oh, it's muskrat.

ONE BAD GLOOP

court jester sucking the king silly right there on his throne, in full view of the guards

His stupid little hat jingling away

the king develops a pavlovian response to jingling bells

This is the reason why I'm still in this post apocalyptic site, nowhere else we have this level of unhinged, unmarketable interaction. No corps, no social celebs, only pure chaos.

some kid just skateboarded down my street crying

So I am sitting here playing solitaire on the Linkin Park website, and the computer LOST THE FOUR OF CLUBS! It literally is missing a card!

There is nowhere it could be hiding! The four of clubs is just not there!

“WHY ARE YOU PLAYING SOLITAIRE ON THE LINKIN PARK WEBSITE?”

android folders are so slippery like hold still im trying to feed you