What a hellish riddle you've constructed

Elves being all out-of-touch and dismayed at the short lifespans of mortals is all well and good

But I truly think something was rewired in my brain when I first heard Sandralynn's "when you've got centuries staring you down" speech in Fantasy High: Sophomore Year, and I need more elves in fiction who have that mindset

penis dashboard kind of night

official elon musk hate post reblog to hate like to hate reply to hate

Another reason why tumblr is better than Xitter.

Do you have the Libby library app?

If not, download it to your phone, and under "Add library card" select the button to search for a library and start typing in "queer"...

Sign up with an email, no actual address required, and you are good to go 🏳️‍🌈

Self reblog, especially important for USA friends today !

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that’s us! we plan to stick around, we’re here for the long haul. we want to give as many people access to as many queer books as we can - nationwide.

if you want to help us out with that, the best thing you can do (besides using the library and telling everyone you know about us) is set up a reoccurring donation. everyone who is giving $5 or $10 a month is truly making a difference in our ability to keep this ship sailing sustainably

I don’t know if anyone will be able to do it like a starstruck odyssey did it. Being on your phone is 100% the right thing to do in a battle sometimes. Two guys make out sloppy style while the slugs in their brain duke it out. Entire armies of space ships are being put on hold by the psychic comms officer. Unhinged, all of it. No one is doing it like the Wurst

uh hey that person you just reblogged from used to be in our discord server but we had to kick them out because they admitted to watching t*m and j*rry... that show features violence and as such glorifies it.... when we confronted them all they said was "wtf its a show about a cat and a mouse"... if you dont believe me theres a whole callout post that features their name age and street address so you can go to their house and check... anyways you should unfollow them before people start thinking you like problematic media too :/ just trying to help

im quitting tumblr

ok see u tomorrow

this post is now 10 fucking years old

and ur ass is still here

I love you trans people I love you so much I'm so glad you're alive I'm so glad you're here I'm so glad you exist

An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures

The show is called ‘All or Nothing’

Ten years of this post

Feels longer

tell me about it

like to charge, reblog to cast <3

why is half of youtube filled with 47 minute long videos that look like this

"this is how you can use ChatGPT to achieve all of your goals" "use this AI hack to glow up" "I asked ChatGPT for life advice and you guys will never believe what I learned"

it's me and my caffeinated drink against the world