and they lived happily ever after in their compucter

This is why it’s so important for parents to support their trans kids.

If I don’t reblog this, then I’m dead.

in tears holy shit

to all my fellow trans kids (and all trans folk) out there, i love you. you matter. i support you. if you have no other place to find support, hi, my name’s ollie, and i welcome you with open arms <3

i hate it when game devs put “fixed several issues” in patch notes 

no. tell me what you fixed. i wanna know what the glitch was.

you know those patch notes that are like “fixed an issue where if the player sat in a bush for too long, they’d become the size of a skyscraper” 

i wanna read those. tell me those. 

Adjusted value of Bees. Now that was a special one… because every item in the game had a minimum value, and a beehive was a container for bees, which each had a minimum value… which meant the moment one of your dwarves picked up a beehive, your entire fortress’ net worth skyrocketed… a value used in determining how powerful the foes that visit and try to murder you are.

Reblogging for the explanation of what “adjusted value of bees” actually means, because I know several folks following this blog have been wondering.

Tumblr Code.

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

always reblog tumblr identification

You Are Not Immune To fanart of characters who die in canon that has them alive and well, with scars from the wound that originally killed them

[Image ID: Tumblr post from ot3 reading: this is an awesome post to make if you want to get spoiled for every single piece of media on the entire planet /End ID]

I still think one of the funniest experiences of my life was watching American Psycho with my sister and afterwards we both went "okay. Lets do something more lighthearted now" and put on the dubbed version of Howl's Moving Castle and we both lost our minds when we heard Howl start talking

today you, tomorrow me.

Credits to @Hakusi_Katei from X/Twitter

Also idk if I need to state this publicly again but hello, Ai is my name and I'm an artist but I draw things with my hands. I'm not artificial intelligence; if anything, I'm organic stupidity.

I made a watermark 🌸

/squints

that's it, that's the organic stupidity part

eekljghgekjghekgkejh I'm pinning this

So apparently this is actually the “I ❤️ Sucking Nazi Dick” website

Antifascist Jew here to say, maybe we have different understandings of what "trying to make amends" means, but if someone is actively, substantively educating themselves and participating/contributing to the healing the communities they once terrorized, then yeah I can absolutely forgive them. Who am I to fucking undermine someone's deradicalization?

In Are Prisons Obsolete? by Angela Y. Davis, she tells the story of Amy Biehl, a Fulbright scholar and anti-Apartheid activist who, in 1993, was dragged from her car and stabbed to death by an antiwhite mob in South Africa. In 1997, Biehl's parents petitioned for the attackers' amnesty at the Truth and Reconciliation Commission. Two of the attackers later met with the Biehls to express their deep sorrow and remorse. The Biehls asked the men to join the Amy Biehl Foundation, where they became leaders of their community. They later traveled with the Biehls to give talks together on reconciliation and restorative justice.

You cannot force someone to grow, but if they are growing, you must grant them the room to do so.

"Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends?" Every nazi you deradicalize is one less nazi in the world.

“Noooo they’re sinners and I deserve to be able to feel righteous and punish them forever” —this crypto-Christian website, apparently

It also shows the kind of complacency that is how people end up in cults or radicalised into extremist ideologies. They think it couldn’t happen to them. But no one is “too smart” to ever fall for a cult/ideology. There’s a cult out there with your name on it and you just gotta hope you’re not having a bad day when it comes knocking. And you’re never going to leave if you don’t think you could be forgiven.

Half this website is contributing to the reasons that people who want to leave cults and extremist ideologies end up staying. Because you’ve given them nowhere else to go.

Vulcan teen on Vulcan [tiktok] saying "I have just lost track of my father in the grocery store." The camera turns to show the viewers the grocery store in which almost every single older middle-aged man has a bowlcut and long robes. Camera turns back to show the teen's face which is expressionless and yet communicates all it needs to.

Vulcan teen "The most logical approach is to remain where I am so that my Father may more easily locate me" The camera turns to show the viewers the grocery store in which half a dozen Vulcan teens are scattered, standing frozen in place. From behind the camera you hear- "Many such cases."

@artisfox

TONIGHT. WE’RE DRINKING FROM THE POND.

where did op go?

wear a different perfume when you commit murder fuckin amateurs 

also wear shoes that aren’t your actual size and use gloves if you have to touch anything

what the hell is this here? A how-to-commit-the-perfect-crime??

Wear a wig. Contact lenses . Change your accent . Change Hand when writing . Layer up to make you look big if your small n vice versa . Contour the hell outta your face.

Get your car interior thoroughly washed, then purposely dirty it up again.

Also use an icicle for the weapon because it melts away Buy a ticket to a show and tell as many people / post it on social media that u went to the show

Y'all suspect af😂

*adds 363,462 more people to list of that I will fuck never with*

Make sure you set up a solid alibi Pay for everything in cash

Or, for those of you who’ve read Roald Dahl’s Lamb to the Slaughter, feed the murder weapon to the police

Bodies should be buried vertically, not horizontally, to avoid the appearance of a grave. If you choose to dismember the body instead of bury it whole don’t forget to take a lighter or bottle of lye to the fingertips until charred or melted away, and use bleach on every surface that may have come in contact with blood splatter.

Also, don’t fucking brag about it later Jesus wept.

all this info is good for writing

but for actual real life, no one on tumblr has enough energy to get out of bed

ain’t no body on this website is gonna murder anyone

Make friends with a pig farmer. A full grown nursing sow can eat an entire human body, bones and all, in about 6 hours.

Shit that last one is more helpful than I wanted it to be, I’ll never look at pigs the same

Reblogging for *educational* purposes :)

This post is legendary and I’m so glad I found it. I love all the advice. Except the icicle. That’s technically impossible. Use a disposable knife instead and break the handle.

use a glass knife with wooden handle for ultimate wounding. its gonna leave a severe fucking wound and u can burn the wood and melt down the glass if it doesnt shatter inside the victim.

Thomas what did i tell you about making suspiious posts?

I love learning.

IT’S ON MY DASH I REPEAT IT’S ON MY DASH.

ON MY DASH

WHAT THE FUCK IT’S ON MY DASH. ALSO JEVER TRUST ANYONE WITH MORE THEN 3 pigs

Always reblog

“Never trust anyone with more than 3 pigs” is the best thing I’ve ever read

on another note, I just remembered Roald Dahl wrote Lamb to the Slaughter (I read it in sophomore year)

Dummies.

Bury one (1) oyster in the yard for two weeks. Put it on the plate with a bunch of others, serve to victim.

There’s plenty of health risks when it comes to eating raw seafood- No one will bat an eye.

World Heritage Post

Six years later, my dumb ass realizes I never said you also have to pull at least some of the teeth to prevent a match to dental records.

@damnn-dorothea @hell-lit011019 @chammak-challo113 murder besties… Refreshment course.

@bulbourethralhand

“I am a writer,” he said as reblogged this post. Little did they know…

This reblogging chain shouldn’t stop… everyone should know HOW TO MURDER !! I repeat this reblogging chain shouldn’t STOP!!

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

1.1 MILLION NOTES JESUS CHRIST

I’m a writer guys

but for the record, make sure that after you have the body (keep burying it vertically in mind) dig really extra deep, bury it (vertically, mind you), fill it in until the body’s head is decently underground, then bury a dead pet or animal as well. After THAT plant endangered plants overtop. Then A) the freshly dug earth isn’t suspicious, B) it isn’t legal to dig up, C) IF a police dog finds it, they’ll unearth the dead animal not the person

@real-british-empire ever growing artifact? Also the animal thing doesn’t work, as it’s been done too many times and cadaver dogs are trained to recognize the difference in chemicals—

Yoink!

*reads through while listening to the bonus track on The Black Parade*

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Noted

Or just become an astronaut and murder someone right before you leave and then flee to Mars and become a self sufficient Mars hermit

Or just make it such a destructive and horrible event that nobody could find any evidence or a body or anything if they tried. Similar to what Jschlatt did in ‘99

Apparently in China peach wood (Along with the rest of the plant) is believed to have properties that repel evil spirits, a little similar to silver in European legends or iron for both European fae and West Asian/Middle eastern Jinn. Taoists sometimes keep swords made of peach wood because of this. This made me realize something. If you took a peach wood stick, and attached studs to it of both silver and iron you'd end up with a club or staff (or mace, flail etc.) that would have the weaknesses of many kinds of supernatural creatures while still retaining effectiveness as a normal weapon (peach is a hardwood and silver's poor edge retention doesn't matter for studs). You could even keep adding new stud materials to get something ridiculous that affects over 120 catalogued folkloric monsters. Since you just need a few little studs you could even get some really expensive materials like meteoric iron (a thumb tip sized meteorite can still cost like 10-20 bucks I think). I could somewhat feasibly make a weapon that affects every monster ever thought to walk the earth, from vampires and werewolves to jinn and jiangshi and even mankind.

Club of Fuck That Supernatural Shit And Also Everything Else

This Here's my Banishin' Stick! *waves my greebled baseball bat around*

IHust wiOke upmy whol hOUSSe

I’m telling this story again b/c fuck it but anyways I was playing D&D and one of my friends went “brown bear brown bear what do you see” and on cue three of us turn to him and like, death metal screech “ALLLL”.

The dude goes completely pale faced. I saw true horror in his eyes. 

He didn’t know the joke.

So apparently dude just had three of his best friends demonically screech at him for no goddamn reason.

I do not think I will ever cause that level of sheer terror and confusion ever again in my life.

@lvndrlondonfog I saw this on your screen in lunch and was so confused until I saw this reblog lol

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAAH