nine excerpts from a transcript of wei wuxian’s appearance in traffic court ft. judge!lan wangji (read on ao3 here)

#is it a meet-cute if it happens in traffic court #is it inappropriate to flirt with the judge when you’re on trial for a traffic violation #wei wuxian will find out i guess as he defends himself in traffic court #lan wangji finds it kinda sexy but he’s a professional #jiang cheng didn’t want to come #and jin zixun is an asshole as usual #whether nie huaisang is actually certified as a court reporter is simply not for us to know #mdzs #cql #mo dao zu shi #wei wuxian #lan wangji #mdzs fic #the untamed #chen qing ling #wangxian #nie huaisang #jin zixun #jiang cheng #wangxian fic #mdzs fanfiction #wangxian fanfic #untamed fanfiction

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Proud Author Spotlight

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May I present *drumroll* my first wangxian fic! Which is mostly crack as tradition (my sense of humour) dictates. I know Wei Wuxian may not actually be bad at cooking but coming up with disasters he can cause with his cooking in fics? *chef's kiss*

I would also credit this fic to @gh0st-0f-luke's amazing GBBO and cooking blog fics, without those, I'd never have been inspired enough to try kitchen disaster Wei Wuxian! (Thanks Cat, you absolute legend!). AND without @miffmiff's sense of humour, crackfics, cheerleading and @talk-danmei-to-me's prompt, I literally wouldnt have moved my lazy hands to type a single word so thank you two! (too? two? was that bad?). Definitely check their works out!

Cooking is Love made Edible (or is it?)

by Yiling_Laozu_Is_LOML (TheSparklingWay) (@guangshi-091305)

T, 6k, Wangxian

Summary: “Wei-xiansheng, please don't,” Jingyi – the Finance intern – begged. “Now if it isn't my favourite intern! I see you’re jealous of me bestowing Lan Zhan with my affections. So for once, I’ll let you have the first taste!” In which everyone works in the same company, privacy is but a myth and idiocy is in abundance. Feat. Finance Manager Lan Wangji and the bane of his existence, Marketing Manager Wei Wuxian. Or as my friend summarized the office environment: Everyone trying to escape Wei Wuxian's life And being sucked in anyway Prompt fill for: Modern au Wangxian workplace shenanigans. Where Lan Wangji is just trying to get the job done and Wei Ying is a shameless flirt

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(Please REBLOG as a signal boost for this hard-working author if you like – or think others might like – this story.)

#cute #there’s nothing quite like a culinary crime against humanity amiright

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sillygoofyqueer asked:

Hi hello hi hi hi hello hello hi - I think that's a sufficient greeting; have you ever considered a Come Dine With Me AU?? I was just watching it and was like "woagh....this is something Cat would write real well" (obviously /nf, I just think if anyone could pull it off, it'd be you)

hihi!!!!! i’ve never heard of come dine with me actually but perhaps i’ll watch it sometime and ponder hehe <3333 appreciate ur faith in me

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azizzaqout1 asked:

Hello 👋,

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Your support can make a difference. Whether by reading our story, donating, or sharing our campaign with others, you can help us reunite, find safety, and start anew. 🙏🕊

Thank you, from the depths of my heart, for your kindness, compassion, and solidarity during this difficult time. ❤🍉

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thank you for sharing this! i wish you all the best luck reuniting with your mother and sister and staying safe <3

i've donated and i encourage other people to do so too if they're able! https://gofund.me/58268669

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busycryingoverthemarauders asked:

BEAUTIFUL PERSON AWARD. Once you're given this award, you're supposed to paste it in the ask of eight people who deserve it. If you break the chain, nothing happens but it's sweet to know so. I think you're beautiful inside and outside💕💐💛💛🫂😘😘

that’s so sweet thank you <3333 i am too lazy to pass it on but u also deserve this award!

gh0st-0f-luke

busycryingoverthemarauders asked:

Okay I just spend last night and today morning reading your fics and omg i loved them so so much, i CACKLED all the way through, i absolutely love the dynamics of wangxian in your books

Also ur cats are soso cute, i love them so much already, they made my day fr

Thank you so much for writing the books u did, they were all a treat to read!!!

omg what a feat!! i’m so happy you enjoyed 💜 thank you so much!!! wangxian is always so fun to write

and yes i agree my foster kittens were sooooo cutieful i miss them!!

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guangshi-091305 asked:

Yllz Wei Wuxian stealing one (1) potato which he will proudly present to wen qing and await praise because 'i didnt spend money but i still got a potato'

https://www.tumblr.com/sleepy-bebby/696220961378304000?source=share

😭😭😭😭 i’m dying what a polite bear

wei wuxian and his passion for potato growing will always be legendary fr

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sillygoofyqueer asked:

I've come to torment (compliment) you on Tumblr after finally realising that you write all of my favourite fics. There's literally nothing you can do about it, I love your writing so much and I think you're such a fucking funny person :D

omg <33333 consider me sufficiently tormented/complimented hehehe thank you so much!!!! this is so so sweet i adore it

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After dropping this onto my online compadres, I'm now telling all of YOU to read whether I’m gonna curse you out or take you back to my house, I haven’t decided yet by livinginaworldofnoise because when I tell you that I was actively laughing aloud the whole time-

#well i’d have to agree

gh0st-0f-luke

guangshi-091305 asked:

Wangxian cats in your fic dodged a bullet cuz at least wwx didn't do this:

I saw this and had to immediately share it made me think of your fic like omg?!

HAHAHAHAHA no fr he should’ve done this that’s iconic

gh0st-0f-luke

guangshi-091305 asked:

What wwx wished happened when he started 'meeting' lwj for cooking lessons in your fic

hahahahaha omg so true

gh0st-0f-luke

six excerpts from my hostile coworkers-to-lovers epistolary fic (read on ao3 here!!!)

#hr director!lwj #unspecified corporate job!wwx #interns!junior squad #nie huaisang is also there being vaguely unhelpful #the simple joy of sending unhinged emails in the workplace #mdzs #cql #mo dao zu shi #lan wangji #wei wuxian #mdzs fic #the untamed #chen qing ling #wangxian #untamed fic #mdzs fanfiction

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guangshi-091305 asked:

Cat OMGOMGOMGGGG I am pretty sure lxc in "whether i’m gonna flip you off or pull you into the closet, i haven’t decided yet" was either observing this all happen and shipping wangxian in his heart or he's trying to save his bro and wwx from lqr for a bit more because the summary made it seem like this is all the compiled EVIDENCE against wangxian's sordid affair LMAO!! Also the fact results were INCONCLUSIVE ahahaha omg i cant stop laughing! as if the fic itself wasnt a hilarious masterpiece there's this lil detail... istg if i die laughing its your fault (compliment). There's a reason youre my fave crackfic writer everrrr. Thank you for writing another fic in this format and giving me more content of wwx who emails like the blog follower wwx in your other fic omgg! these both fics are competing for the spot of BEST CRACKFIC in my heart and i cant choose omg!!😍🥺🔥

P.S. please tell me anything and everything you wish to tell me about this fic including things you wanted to write that didnt fit in the fic, any behind the scenes stuff...anything aaahhh i am obsessed 🥺

P.P.S. I repeat, they fucked in that closet and more than once and i think atp everyone in the company knows but either stfu out of second-hand embarrassment or because it was TMI and theyre still scarred for life after waking in on this...or they ship wangxian and are glad for this...

Thanks again omg i love your crackfics so much youre an absolute crack/chatfic god! Have a spectacular rest of the week for all the happiness you brought this lowly one on period day 1!

LOL yes this is all the emails and slack messages relevant to their relationship that could be collected as evidence (personal texts and stuff outside of work was not admissible) and since lwj is in charge of HR this was escalated to lan xichen as vice president but luckily for wangxian he is either just totally blind to what is happening or (more likely) he is rooting for them hahahahaha so it’s kind of a cover-up but also…plausible deniability yk?

thank you so much <3333 i’ve been on such an epistolary kick these last few months hahahaha i kinda have an idea for a tgcf epistolary fic next but i’ll have to wait and see if any more wangxian ideas spark my fancy

p.s. idk!!??‽! suddenly there are no thoughts in my head lolol but i feel like the juniors def have a secret text gc off slack where they gossip about wangxian and i was considering doing like a second chapter with transcripts of interviews of various coworkers on whether they think wangxian broke any hr policies so the juniors would def have smth to say LOL or maybe a chapter with some bonus texts that are not admissible as part of the case file so they were discounted! but i’m tired after writing this fic so it won’t happen tooooo soon hahahaha just if i get inspired! i’m not sure if i would write what happens after the end of the fic bc to me it’s kinda fun how open-ended it is given that it’s a case file but never say never i suppose

p.p.s. they were absolutely using the supply closet for unprofessional purposes i fear but we’ll hope they were at least discreet about it

i hope u have a wonderful day as well!!!! i hope u survive ur period </3 and thank you <33333

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classiccccc

#that’s so them #mdzs