happy holidays to those who haven't felt the holiday spirit in years

happy holidays to those who didn't think they'd make it this far

happy holidays to those with split parents

happy holidays to those spending it by themselves

happy holidays to those who are missing someone this holidays

happy holidays to you, reading this. i hope you get what you need :)

date idea: u tell me exactly how u feel about me in specific detail until my brain calms down and stops thinking u hate me

My Pokémon ❤️💙

Can't escape catgirls in popular sapphic animated media they're everywhere..

if ratio had a pokemon he would have psyduck and he would comfort it when it has headaches and um yeah

🎉🎉🦭🎁🎁

how does golbat close its mouth?????

Blink and you’ll miss it, because it covers it’s face with it’s wings, but Golbat closes it’s mouth in pokemon stadium.  

It’s like the top right, except it has an underbite, not an overbite.

“mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm”

Pokemon Heritage Post

yeah okay ill reblog that

assorted ocean idiots doodles in the middle of the rot asdfghjk

game master

HELLO???? THIS IS SO FUCKING COOL. YOU COOKED, THE KITCHEN IS ON FIRE

look i know the common headcanon for tango is being a blaze, but please consider:

the resemblance is uncanny

(IDs in alt)

IF A CREEP WANTS YOUR NUMBER

A series of fake numbers to leave behind.

1-888-447-5863 - Easter egg number for finishing God of War, contains a dramatic speech. Personal favorite.

605-475-6968 - Rejection hotline, politely explains that whoever gave you this number turned ya down, buddy

888-276-6760 - The 24-hour Klu Klux Klanline where you can get a FREE INFORMATION BOOKLET!!!!1!

866-740-4531 - Only responds with “I am Groot”

206-569-5829 - Seattle radio station “Loser Line”. If they leave a weird voicemail, it could get broadcast over the airwaves.

Stay safe, people.

Don’t forget about 515-808-2362, the number that rings and then plays the John Cena thing.

309-889-0497 plays the evangelation theme

Evangelation

There’s also 855-523-9386 which will respond to the caller with a robot beat boxing Korn’s “Freak on a Leash”.

Who knew so many weird almost useless phone numbers existed?

This is wonderful

Love this bro

248-434-5508 — Plays Never gonna give you up when you call it

845-354-9912 — Really fast voicemail

They’re best friends

aro & ace books: with internal illustrations!

#aspec books / aspec database / tumblr masterpost

I love Little Thieves, I’m reading it right now :D

aro & ace books: with internal illustrations!

#aspec books / aspec database / tumblr masterpost