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AUTSIM FROG COMMITS CRIMES

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pfp and backround by @a-oct0
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Villain agent 8 au: UPDATED

(this is my silly little idea for a villain agent 8, i have been talking to @flamingskull28 about it and he even gave me a couple of idea's for the au so major thanks to him)[also thanks to @lbodraws for some inspiration and @joltthewolf for making a v8 edit)

During the fight with smollusk, smollusk in an effort to turn the tides of battle aims for an weakened agent 4, which ends of killing her. .This sends agent 8 into a frenzy which leads to her killing smollusk in a fit of grief.

After escaping the memverse agent 8 locks herself away as she is unable to comprehend four's death. Pearl and Marina try to reach out to agent 8 but 8 kept pushing them away. Pearl and Marina feel like failures of parents after everything is over.

Marina and pearl are the ones who have to deliver the bad news to the NSS, all of them are distraught but this news hits marie the hardest alongside eight, as marie always viewed four as their child . However while marie accepted and grieved fours death, agent 8 was unable to process it. Eight could not accept four's death and just kept denying and denying. Agent 8 took an orange inkling plushie four gave her and began talking to it. She talked to it like agent 4 and held it constantly with her making her crazy and further denying fours death.

Until she had an epiphany, the memverse had the power to mess with souls, eight began to wonder what else the memverse could do.

This line of thinking brought her to wonder if she could use the memverse to bring back agent 4. She brought this idea up to marina however she told eight that she believed eight should accept four's death and to try to move on, unsure if resurrection could even work. This caused eight to go behind marinas back to try and execute her plan. 8 begins to study souls in hopes of finding a way to bring four back. This causes damage to the souls she's studying and makes marina get involved. Eight falling into madness didn't care, all she cared about was getting four back.

Eight brainwashed marina to get her out of the way and to get her help. 8 also kinda blamed marina for fours death for creating the memverse and smollusk in the first place. Parallel cannon in this au is eights first attempt to bring four back. However instead of resurrecting agent 4, it made a clone of her. PC feels useless and rejected as their sole purpose was to be love/ be a lover and the person they were supposed to love rejected them.

Marina wasn't the only person to get brainwashed. agent 8 was still angry and wanted someone to take their anger out on so she turn to shiver.

shortly before the events of splat 2 agent 4 and shiver were at their worst mentally. they were both 14 and dealing with a lot and not dealing with it well. so when they both met they jumped into a relationship without thinking.

They both had attachment and abandonment issues. So when the other partner would spend too much time away with friends or even a day away from the other, the partner "left behind" would get very upset, usually resulting in an argument. they both did this as they were co-dependent on each other.

it was only after a really bad argument did agent 4 leave. I left shiver feeling really guilty as she did love four and still had feelings for her.

so when she saw agent 4 during splat 3 she wanted to get back with her. But she saw agent 8 as a cheap copy of her and always tried to start drama with her.

so agent 8 brainwashed shiver as a form a revenge for her past actions( even though her and agent 4 were equally bad back then) and basically turned her into a second parallel cannon and was assigned to guard marina while the real PC was made to guard her.

Eight's attempts to bring four back is causing four pain in the afterlife. Four even temporarily contacts eight to tell her to stop because shes hurting her. However eight does not listen deciding four doesn't know what's good for her.

(v8 design made by @joltthewolf)

Eight eventually discovers a way to bring four back. In order to bring a person back it requires hundreds of souls to be sacrificed in order to bring a person back. This ritual is very painful for the person being brought back.

It ends up being marie who has to climb the tower to take down eight as see can relate to being hit very hard by fours death. she is accompanied by callie drone.

Things are mostly the same but some things are different. Mainly PC and the finale boss.

Marie would finding PC in a state of sadness. They still try to fight but they are clearly in pain. Marie decides to take PC with her and PC opens up to Marie about how they feel, they feel rejected and alone. They feel useless and afraid and it breaks Marie's heart since four had similar feelings before they died.

Marie and PC's relationship to be similar to Pearl and steven's earlier relationship, even having a "WHY WON'T YOU LET ME DO THIS FOR YOU ROSE?!" type moment. PC has a journey of self-discovery while Marie learns that PC is their own person and more than just a clone.

agent 8 's fight would be a mix of soul of sectonia and order.(including a phase where 8's head pops off) agent 8 would start out small and the first phases would be hard but manageable. But when she turns big mode you are going to have start praying as you will have to deal with brutal attacks and a difficult envoirment.

There are 3 possible endings for this au

Good ending: marie takes 8 down and drags her our of the memverse. Eight ends up getting help to process four's death. fairly simple.

Resurrected good ending: eight is successful in bringing four back but is still taken down. four is mortified by what her lover has done. hundreds of people are now souless and she was dead and brought back. four breaks up with eight which breaks her even more(she does get better)

Resurrected bad ending: eight brings back four and kicks the other agent's out of the memverse. She creates and ai to wipe her and fours memories every couple of years and to create adventures for her and four to enjoy. She and four go on adventures for a while unaware of everything that happened. until the NSS enter the memverse and stop the temporarily ai and bring back four and eights memories. 8 and 4 are overwhelmed by the past. Eight is horrified by what shes done while four is trying to comprehend the fact they died and came back to life. they have the option to either go to the real world or continue living the lie

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@sailorsplatoon @frog-man-moments you know why I’m tagging you.

no not the cement again!!!!

At least it’s edible this time.

True, that’s good

Although frog has been denying ever even eating cement, soooo…

yeah, which is strange, since he was very adamant about it being healthy before. interesting….

Perhaps he’s finally realized the error of his ways…

*cement on my face* uhh, yes

suuuuuurrreee

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What if Acht wakes up in the middle of the night to find Gibbous sneaking some snacks and sees that Four is with him?

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When Acht first sees Gibbous, they’re about to scold him for sneaking snacks in the middle of the night. Then they see Four with him and they’re just surprised. They don’t know wether to scold Four, Gibbous, or neither of them. In the end, Four offers Acht a candy bar, and Acht leaves the two of them to sneak as many snacks as they want.

Thank you for the ask!!! Acht is easily bribed.

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they were eating cheese

Now I'm imagining them with a whole cheese board at like 2 am lmaooooo

i was just thinking a bag but that's funny too

them having a giant bag of cheese is hilarious!!!

they eating the shredded cheese

they're spilling it all over the floor too

yep, that's perfect

how would acht feel about them eating all of the cheese

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a-oct0

im sure your not surprised by this but , i've been teasing @sailorsplatoon for being shorter than me

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Ah yes I have seen that, verrrrrrrry mean just because Sailor is shorter doesn't mean you have to punch so low

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she's stull taller than @porg-porg-porg (also you realling dissing sailor like that huh?)

One small jab in and thats all- pretty sure she's taller than me anyway or at least the same height? Isn't there only a small difference between you two?

shes 5'7 and a half and im 5'8, either way that was a low blow to sailor

half an inch... that's what you're mocking her for? barely 2 cm difference- wow but hey at least unlike you Sailor won't hit their head on the celling lol

at least i can reach the top of the fridge @sailorsplatoon

HEY! I CAN REACH THE TOP OF THE FRIDGE!!!

I AM NOT TINY!!!

*pats your head* smol

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

HEHEHEHEHE

tiny and acts tiny

I AM NOT TINY!!!!

YOU ARE SHORTER THAN ARSENIC, SHORTER THAN PEARL!!!!!

I AM NOT THAT SHORT!!!! I'M 5'7.5"!!!!

but smaller than me :)

That doesn't make me shorter than everyone in existence just because I'm shorter than you BY A HALF INCH

yes it does

not everyone alive is the same height as you! Just because you are taller than me by half of an inch, doesn't mean I'm short!!!!

no its just you in particular

there are people who are shorter than I am!!!

but you are spiritually shorter

how????? What does that even mean????

you act liek your 4'9

How do I give off 4'9" vibes??????

angry at being called short

because I'm not short!!!! It's rational to be angry at being accused of being short when I'm not short!

i called @flamingskull28 and @a-oct0 short and they didn't care, so clearly its you being spiritally short

I am not spiritually short! I am mad because I am only a half inch shorter than you and therefore not significantly shorter by comparison!!!

you are!!!!!

no I am not!!! It is literally a half of an inch!!!

I AM NOT!

NO!!! I AM NOT!!!

TENNY WEENY

I am not!!!!

no!!!! I am not!!!

teeny

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:)

s.m.o.l.

>:(

I am not smol!!!

yes you are

no I am not!!!!

I am nowhere near 4'0!!!!!!!

got the vibe of one

that doesn't mean I am though!!!

but you have the vibes of a short person

but I am not short!!! And I still don't think that it's possible to have the vibes of a short person

but you do

I do not!!!!

short vibes

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WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!?

i was hungy, and thirsty so i drank the gas

wym I didn't do anything

did I do something?

you sold me out

I have no clue what you are talking about, I did nothing

STOP TAGGING HER

I'M NOT TAGGING ANYONE

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I see no tagging happening here

But I do see my car being eaten!!!!

the little tag at the end!

hmmmmmm

nope, don't see it

yeah I can tell. I think he might finally be losing his last marbles, you clearly didn't tag me

you lost your mind when you siad knives are real, btw what are knives?

do not get me started on this again

knives are real and you know it, I will pull up the definition again if I have to

what defifition!?!?!?!??

YOU POSTED NOTHING

NO, I POSTED AN IMAGE AND TWO LINKS! STOP PRETENDING LIKE THEY'RE NOT THERE!

WHAT LINKS!?!?!??!

THE LINKS!!!!!!

ARE YOU HITTING ME NOW? WHY????

HOW DO YOU MISSS THAT!?!?

I've never played a single Legend of Zelda game before, give me a break!

EVEN STILL THATS LIKE LINKS THING

yeah...... I don't know how I didn't get it.....

EVERY WHO KNOWS HIM KNOWS THAT

WELL I DIDN'T

CAUSE YOU ARE A HARDCORE GIRLFAIL

well I am but THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU GET TO MAKE FUN OF ME!!!

>:(

IT DOES >:)

NO IT DOESN'T >:(

GIRLFAILGIRLFAIL 🫵🫵🫵 >:3

That's how you look when you mad

that is not how I look when I'm mad, that is how you look when you're making up arguments!

so, your mad? :3

your yelling like your mad

I am not mad I am frustrated, there is a difference!

there is!

your getting louder

no I am not!

THIS IS GETTING LOUDER!!!!! DO YOU SEE THE DIFFERENCE???

so, your mad right now?

no! I was giving an example!

sound like your mad rn

I am not! I am just frustrated!

Which can lead you to getting mad

I am not mad!

you will be

that feels like a threat

*breaks your car*

my car.... my poor car....

*then eats it again*

whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

I don't think a car will fill you... not in the way actual food would at least....

well then could you pay me for it?

uhh *runs away*

hey!!!! The sale price for a used version of that model is at lowest $8,600!!!

nuh uh *continues running*

hey!!!!!! give me my money!!!!

get back here!!!

you are admiting u r a cat and im not

no that was one example!!!!

damnit!!!!

IM NOT A CAT AYAYAY

>:(

I still think you're a cat.

well im not and you are

Maybe we both are

yes you are!

i am not cat

maybe for now....

but soon.....

fym but soon?

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What if Acht found Four and their quintuplets sleeping together in a pile?

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They just laugh a little at how cute it is. They kind of watch for a while until eventually Four wakes up enough to invite them in. They don’t hesitate, happy to join.

Thank you for the ask!!! They all sleep like that for a good while before the kids inevitably start kicking each other in their sleep.

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are the quintuplets cannon now or are they a separate au?

I'm going to say a separate au, because I also like the version where Gibbous is an only child. And because that would be a lot of kids for me to keep track of all the time

you say that like your the parent

well not canonically, but.... they are my ocs so...

we already have eight children, how many more do we need??? this would mean we'd have twelve kids if we add these four new ones to the canon. that is like, bubonic plague-era "have as many kids as possible and hope one survives to adulthood" mentality

why are you saying we???

we as in everyone who consumes the stuff that I post on my blog, not we as in you and me in particular. Don't worry frog, they are not your children lmao

They're not biologically mine either, they're just my idea children, birthed from my brain

oh, okay, i thought that you were going to make me taker care of them lmao

not unless you want to adopt them. Though I'd want joint custody in that case. And it doesn't really seem like you're interested in taking care of eight chaotic children anyway lol

u don't and they woulnd't want me any lol

well the kids would, since you have a history of letting them do whatever and even encouraging them to do bad things (the cement situation), but their parents definitely wouldn't

the cement isn't bad, also what else did i let them do?

I thought you had encouraged them to do other bad things, but now I don't remember what

and cement is bad to eat

I'm very certain it is

because you don't know how to eat it

how do you eat it then?

by eating, have you eaten food/

then how would I not know how to eat it?

cause for some reason you didn't think to just eat it?

because it's not edible!?!?!?

no it isn't!!!

IT IS, WHY ELSE DO I EAT IT

NO IT ISN'T AND YOU SHOULD NOT BE EATING IT

BUT I DO AND NOTHING HAPPENS

THEN YOU HAVE SOME KIND OF SUPER DIGESTIVE SYSTEM BECAUSE THAT IS NOT HOW IT WORKS FOR MOST PEOPLE

ITS A COMMON QUOSIN FOR MOST CULTURES

NAME ONE DISH THAT USES IT AND NOT THE BREAD IMAGE AGAIN

CEMENT TACOS

preeety sure this isn't food:

it can be if you put your mind to it

I don't know how much I believe that...

well your short so...

That is not a proper argument!!! You can't just insult me in a way that doesn't even relate to your main point! And I am only a half inch shorter than you are!

didn't ask

don't care + didn't ask + your mother

I didn't even say anything that time...

too bad/ don't care

#iwontheargument

#youisjustahater

#hater?

#Ithinkyou'rethehateraroundhere

#you'recomparingyourselftome?

#you'renotevengoodenoughtobemyhater

#i'llmakeyoueatthosewords

#*bossfight*

#theislandwillblowup

#*runsaway*

#perfection

#IamfromHotTopic

*blows you up*

#andigotaway

#livesmylife:)

#angrynoises

#iwinbahidhiewuicdibure

#icannottellwhatthat'ssupposedtosay

#wellfinethendon'ttellme

#iamnothappywiththis

#whyyyyyy

#causeidon'twantto

#that'snotagoodexcuse

#wellidon'twanna!

#whyyyyyyyy

#that'snotananswer

I can't anymore, I read that as i tits and I am losing it

lmao, get your mind out of the gutter

it wasn't in the gutter, the lack of spaces just made the text look weird!!!

you saw itis and thought tits

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more dnd stuff i found

is this accurate to how your sessions go? or do they go differently

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That is so funny!!! I’ve been in campaigns where we make fun of character’s names like this before, it’s very very fun!

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the only thing i come close to understanding to anything close to dnd is i have some knowledge on 40k lore

fair enough. tbh dnd doesn't really have anything to do with "understanding" and more just "roll this dice and hope you don't die!"

I never understand what's going on in dnd, I just have fun :D Sometimes that fun is saving the universe, and sometimes that fun is grave robbing

or saving children form a gorilla

suuuuurrreee

totally haven't had to convince my party members multiple times not to kill children

honestly can't blame them

what?????

uhhhhhh that's concerning

i have not tried to kill children in every video game that has violence and kids :)

well.... okay. Not sure how much I believe that, but okay

hmmmmmmmmmm

its normal to want to throw a grenade at 3 yr olds

I don't think it is....

well your not normal, imagen not wanting to throw grenades at babies

Imagine wanting to throw grenades at babies!!!

normal thought though

I disagree.....

it happens to me all the time

that might be a problem

I think it is...

it is a skill issue on your around

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