Lie to Girls by Sabrina Carpenter is so HangMatt coded, and like it goes both ways tbh they were both lying to themselves about the other :(
wrestling is so fucking weird. i sat there and watched that texas death match and had a genuine moment of softness like “oh it’s so nice that cd chose hangman for this last match” and then i looked up again and theyre both covered in cd’s blood and theyre trying to kill each other and it was just like aww. how sweet :) this has to mean a lot :)
Kenny Omega makes is in-ring return to Dynamite -1/15/25
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I can’t hear it and people are yelling about the Commanders game is Anthony dumping Max???? Someone pls say yes
HE DUMPED HIS ASS
WOOOOOOOOOOO
And now we can add "then Daddy Ass and Bowens scissored for the last time while Caster watched like a cuck" as the ending to the explanation of wrestling's most fun faction to explain to people who Don't Go Here
Bowens so real for choosing the hot old dilf actually
I can’t hear it and people are yelling about the Commanders game is Anthony dumping Max???? Someone pls say yes
Collision on at my Mexican restaurant I know that’s right lol
The thing about professional wrestling is that if you're in the scene it feels like it's the biggest thing in the world. And then you'll talk to a normal person and they're like "that shit still exists?"
good ep but i think we should've dedicated the full two hours to kenny
“We assume in that briefcase is the Aew world championship.” New theory that not only can Mox not open the briefcase cause he lost the key, but also he lost the world title in a poker game weeks ago and is just doing all this so he doesn’t have to pay to buy a new one but his plan has gone too far and now he’s the face of a rebellion…….
Is Mariah going to gaslight Toni into becoming HER protege on the way to or after this match cause THAT would be brilliant lol
Kris Statlander is welcome to slap me on the—*GUNSHOT*