come get y'all angst

Committing to the bit so hard you actually start thinking all the technology on the set is real

i think it's cute when americans talk about being from the 'great state of connecticut' or like 'the great state of wisconsin.' not when it's texas or new york or california obviously because then there's the fear that they're being serious. but when americans adopt that really earnest tone and are like 'god bless the great state of delaware' in response to a picture of a seagull swallowing an entire ziplock bag full of cheese-its. I think that's very endearing

you are all adorable

Warrior cats but it's told only through tumblr posts posted by the different characters

Glinda's voice...i know that pink strap is BIG

And they were trying to tell me Glinda's a bottom...oh ok

that's what elphie said

sometimes you need dialogue tags and don't want to use the same four

Downloading that and reblogging to save a life.

goodbye.

The Entirety of Tumblr from Tumblr has been Chucked in to the ocean! You're all wet now.

sploosh

splish

sblwsh

[The Murderbot Diaries]

Last art of 2024–full pic of SecUnit (probably from Exit Strategy). Hats off to Martha Wells—I have never read a book series nearly as many times as I have with Murderbot.

genuinely possesses the raw soul of a yuri warrior to go down this line of inquiry after a one line exchange between two women in a movie

Don’t get be wrong axolotls are adorable and deserve the love but I don’t see enough attention for their freaky cave hermit cousins the olm

Like if u think the woman on the right is just as beautiful as the women on the left

I thought the head was just stylization you know - as one does - but no that's literally how they fucking look

the olm is like the Long Horse of amphibians

Borzoi Axolotl

Fascinated at the implication that Borzois don’t have eyes

I dont get how people can write or draw while sick. 'Oh i called in sick so i had time to finish this doodle!' If i get sick im fading between reality and the subconscious. My body is trying to tear me apart. Im getting psychic powers. Every surface of my skin wants to become one with the atmosphere. My nose is in the trenches getting trench foot. There are 99 dragons scratching at my throat like it's a cat tree. The sahara has more moisture than i do. Neocitran has just offered to get into a situationship with how long we've been together. Every laugh i make is not unlike a zombie from left for dead 2. Everything is swimming. Can't swallow a single thing and i fear the humble grain of rice will lay me to rest for the last time. My brain is running on battery saving mode. Sleeping feels like a quest i accidentally bugged and now Can't complete. My feet are cold.

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

An actual World Heritage Post

how does this post not have a million notes but anyone online can quote it

one week until ten years of Spiders Georg

WHERES THAT POST FUCK YOU PEOPLE WHO DONT CELEBRATE FICTION CHARACTERS BIRTHDAY

HAPPY 11th BIRTHDAY SPIDERS GEORG!!!!