the gender my parents know about and my much cooler gender my online friends know about

when a cultural activity easily allows you to let small children participate

alternatively, a child dragon being greeted by the clan

The gather to meet the youngling

Have y'all ever seen that video of elephants in a sanctuary absolutely booking it across the enclosure to meet the New Baby, because

done with being the bigger person im about to start cleaving bitches in twain

Former living weapon absolutely dominating at laser tag

why did he do that

Caught my daughter with yugioh cards so i made her smoke the whole pack

Customer: DON’T CARE DMV: SELF EXPLANATORY Verdict: DENIED

all my organs are continuously exploding 24/7. every day when i get home i love nothing more than to pull all my eyelashes out as quickly as possible

thats so cool and hardcore i love it. all my organs are gently humming in perfect harmony and every day when i get home i grow another eyelash <3

one day we shall meet. and upon this occasion i shall put my hand to yours. and when this happens our bodies will annihilate one another perfectly. and release energy equivalent to that of a medium sized nuclear explosion. scorching and burning all that is dear to the world in our vicinity.

and it will be perfectly silent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 💖💗🥰💘💞💝💓💕🌟✨

for real. #girl

#girl

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you dont know fucking anything about posts

CAN'T YOU FUCKING SEE WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING

u.nhnnnnnnnnnnhhhhhg ghhhhh spider baaallll

HUYUUU

we could be so fucking wet and loud

#i attempt one of these and knock myself unconscious for eight hours