*spinning the Hot Take Machine*
Oregon Trail is a roguelike.
Prometheus was both the first guy cancelled over a hot take and the first person subscribed to a daily delivery service.
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still thinking about "decolonising" missionary work.
the way you decolonise missionary work is by not doing missionary work
the way you decolonise missionaries is like this:
"but it's part of my religion to evangelise"
🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆 infinite jaguar attack
"but we need to go to Ethiopia (one of the oldest christian countries in the world) to make them the right kind of christian!"
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jaguars
"but..."
🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆 jaguars
"but missionaries bring schools and hospitals to poor countries" that's called humanitarian aid and trying to use humanitarian aid to get religious converts is actually SUPER fucked! hope this helps 🐆🐆🐆
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these are my 16 kids, pawn, pawn, pawn, pawn, pawn, pawn, pawn, pawn, rook, knight, bishop, queen, king, bishop, knight, and rook
ugh. just found out my neighbor named all her 16 kids after mine. ok now everyone line up
gotta be one of my favorite posts actually
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god forbid 5000 year old girls do anything
holy shit bronze age pro sheep bone gamer girl
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they changed the fullbody images on the official website to the changeling ones im crying. look at them.
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The best time to slap on your belly is always
The second best time to slap on your belly is right now
[loses half my HP but my ATK is now maxed]
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cartoons were wacky for making us believe this trope
That tumblr copypasta:
“And then everybody clapped”
…except it’s the average American’s conception of immensely complicated geopolitical events, some still ongoing.
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LOVE WINS???!?!??!?!
Now they should trundle off together, find Opportunity, clear the Mars dust from solar panels and wheels, and do some powering up…
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girldad mode activate
Generative AI is an interesting tool in concept but unethically trained & has the potential to be mercilessly exploited by the worst kind of capitalists who view “art” as a product rather than the expression of people’s unique perspectives & a meaningful extension of the human experience.
Therefore it’s a tool that encourages blatant theft & soulless cash-grabbing when the user could’ve just reached for a pencil instead. They chose to trust the processor rather than loving the process.
At its worst it grants these nightmare-clients-deluded-into-thinking-they-are-artists the perfect “employee”: an entity that will unquestionably follow every order & apply every asinine correction or tweak, taking care to never upset or challenge their patron’s worldview or tastes, & all without demanding fair pay.
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body studies
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Magic sword consisting of an iron rod covered with coins arranged in the form of a sword, and bindings of red cord, and hung above a bridal bed to scare away evil spirits: China.
National Museums Scotland
ivan-fyodorovich
useless in combat, smh
Its magic moron
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and even more Kabrus from episode 14 woo!
(use as you like, no credit needed)
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The catgirl hasn't even shown up yet and she's all over my dash; but this awesome young orc woman is being overlooked?