assuming an average body weight of 8 lbs this bitch can stomp you with 40 lbs of force in less time than the blink of an eye. we stan

Secretary birds as antifascist symbol

“a penis is Ontologically Evil because it’s technically capable of perpetrating sexual violence” damn, wait till you hear about hands!

yeah, so… listen, you’ve just made everyone in the group really uncomfortable because like, you know… you have hands. and some of us here have been hurt by people with hands, so… that makes you, like, a violent offender in the making, you know? because you have hands. and the other day stephanie said that you shook somebody’s hand and that’s like, basically a violent threat to us so. you need to leave actually

Do not blame me for who I am. The doctor prescribed me 20 mL of #evil clone interaction twice a day.

@short-form-anger

yeah, that’s about what happened

wrong blog again lmao

SHIT

a raven father (i call him "pants") I've been feeding sometimes likes to sit outside my window and either wait for more food or just listen to the stuff I'm watching while I draw. Today's a colder day so he likes to fluff up a bit, and I kid you not :

this is an accurate representation of my view

Pants sure is pantsing today

Common raven (Corvus corax)

Do not blame me for who I am. The doctor prescribed me 20 mL of #evil clone interaction twice a day.

@short-form-anger

yeah, that’s about what happened

Tag game🎉

Tag your moots and ask them where they got the idea for their tumblr accounts name!

For my name it was a nickname I was giving back in middleschool! One of our teacher had a system where we worked with 'wifi' eachtime we talked in class we lost a bar of the "wifi" (was a weird joke and we never held count on that) All the kids usually joked if they needed 'wifi' , they would borrow mine if they wanted to talk more. (I was incredibly shy in middle school, I only talked to like 3 people at school;^;)

They called me Ms. Wifi because of that. I just thought it would be funny if I put 'miss' instead of 'ms' because of my terrible actual wifi connection I have at home lol.

That's my story! Now moots, only if you guys want to, tell us your story.

Tags-> @slipping-lately @firequeenofficial @noagskryf @twinklstarrrr @halfbakedspuds @polterwasteist @rokushi-san @mygedagtes +anyone that sees this and wants to do this as well

Ty @undertale-and-deltarune-kinner for tagging me. Removing reblogs bc it was very long lol. Anyways telling my entire username lore bc I wanna yap

But anyways I originally started out with Blueberry bc I liked blueberries a lot, then I moved to Tammy bc it came up ad a randomized name in gacha life. Then I rebranded to Joonebugg because I was kinda just craving a name change, and Tammy at that point had some not so great memories attached to it. Despite not liking bugs I kinda took inspo off of June bugs :] I remember hearing about them in kindergarten one time and decided to just spell it a bit funny :] plus it's a recognizable name! :3

Anyways @vanglaggle @karineverse @toffeebrews @junipers-insects @phishyyphish :3

aw nice !! when i visit my gramma every summer i see a bunch of june bugs and i always wanna make a joke about ur username but my gramma wouldn't understand lolz

ourghh i wanted to make mine generic enough , like not linked to any fandom or name since i change those pretty often and was gonna do fishyyfish but had to add a silly phighting reference . live laugh phighting

@byt3-0nline @kaleiidoskope @bluu3berry @kat-124 @best-baker-of-crossroads /nf !!

thanx 4 the tag ^_^

my username used to be like, diamond---, diamond coming from thinking i was an epic minecraft pro, but i didnt like the suffix so i thought of 'well, i like the letter k, and i like cats' so i made my user on some stuff diamondkat,

and the 124 comes from when i was at a hotel once and i memorized the channel number on the tv for the cartoon channel, which was 124

so that just stuck in my head and i slapped it on anddd kat124 is me lalala

@kuni-dreamer @cainof2na @lesboard @kompressedzipfile @thebleedingwing @hyn-hyperlaser /nf + anyone who wants to :3

thank u for the tag >u<

my first username here was sillytunafish which was just cuz i like the word Silly and i like eating tuna especially because tuna salad is like my favorite thing ever

i’ve used another username which was BrickoTuna but not on tumblr It was a play on “brick of tuna” because WAYYY before i went by tuna i went by bricky

my current user of cainof2na is kind of similar, since its supposed to be “Can of tuna” because i usually eat canned tuna And the 2na part is cuz oomf calls me 2na instead of tuna

ive used another username somewhere else like cainedfish which is just canned fish and blahblah blah I Just really like fish I LOOOVE fish

@sun-ea-sports @sunset-sw3rve @exnoiafork /nf and Anyone who would like to join in

Haii !! (˶◜ᵕ◝˶) thaanks for the tag :3c

My username . is a pun,, sorta,,, hel

Cause like. “sun-e” sounds like “Sunny”,, which is what I go by !! and then the “a sports” part is cause I wanted to add smth humorous I suppose,, idk . yk,, “ea sports. it’s in the game” yaa!!

Okaa!! hai funky peoplee ! @cosmic-corporation @cyanbobaaaaa @zachs-paws @ninkiivii @zipbomb-dot-jpg @radical-rascal-766 @vanthropa @polkad0t1 /nf !! and any other moot I was too scared to tag 🫶🫶

Thanks for the tag! :D

radical - idrk how I got it, but I always liked calling myself “rad” cause it was cool and “radical” was a longer version of it lol

rascal - I am a rascal, I’m a cheeky, goofy, silly goober. and I chose to let this be my online name!

766 - my birthday! 7/6/06

Tags /nf: @cedric-my-beloved @wonderuzi @sp1ce-0verlord @b0ba1nw0nd3rl4nd @juartist @ponysforjaiden @lionacuty @anonwithanaccount

everyone can join if they want! :]

You summoned Me?

Boba: well. Look I love Boba tea, it’s so good and well…to be honest i couldn’t think of a better name so my name is Boba! :3 (not IRL)

In wonderland - Alice in wonderland reference I LOVE THAT STORY SO FREAKING MUCH AND JUST HAVING MY NAME ON HERE BEINH BOBA IN WONDERLAND IS SUCH A HONOR :3

4/4/7 my Birthday is April 4th 2007 :3

Tags: @radical-rascal-766 @wonderuzi @sassy-radio-hazbin-queen @ask-bracelety-bfb ETC :3

Not tagged but yknow lmao. K so. Canadian because i really love Canada as it's cold unlike my scorching hot country Pinas and i made a joke to myself that i would tell people that i lived there cuz i love it so much. Also,creature because i am a creature. I fucking love fucked up monsters and shit and i identify with those things because it's funny. My little trademark (also because i feel more like a silly creature than a person due to reasons but yknow). the 62 part is actually a part of a longgg trend of making my usernames end in double digits such as 52 or 32 cuz i thought it would be funny if i kept the trend of my old among us username having double digits into my other usernames lmao.

@consumerofshorthomies @goblinofthelaboratory @confusion-personified @nico-the-overlord @tigersharktheautisticseawing @angst-is-love-angst-is-life etc etc

WHAT, YOU AREN’T CANADIAN? I feel lied to/j

My username comes from me thinking that having a username of “I eat short people” is really funny, so my discord is a variation of it, and tumblr has a ieatshortpeople already, so I went with this

@mildlybizarrecorvid @same-pic-rick-roll @sporksnshit @long-form-contentment @logicallymental

My username has a….complicated history.

See here for details.

Trying to prove a point to my transphobic parents

Reblog if trans men are REAL, VALID AND HANDSOME MEN, NO MATTER HOW THEY CHOOSE TO PASS

Reblog if trans women are REAL, VALID, AND BEAUTIFUL WOMEN, NO MATTER HOW THEY CHOOSE TO PASS

And finally, because it's a part of my argument for this point, and also because they are,

Reblog if nonbinary and genderqueer people in general, are REAL, VALID, AND GORGEOUS PEOPLE, NO MATTER HOW THEY PASS

uh… yes

boyfriend asked what i was doing, told him i was editing a picture, boyfriend asked "is it something like house stretched out with the words 'menstrual blood' on it or some shit?", boyfriend was wrong, boyfriend was also onto something this goes hard

I think my dash is trying real hard to manifest this one

This is the 20th one I've scrolled through, various people

I think my dash is trying real hard to manifest this one

This is the 20th one I've scrolled through, various people

I think my dash is trying real hard to manifest this one

This is the 20th one I've scrolled through, various people

I think my dash is trying real hard to manifest this one

This is the 20th one I've scrolled through, various people

I think my dash is trying real hard to manifest this one

This is the 20th one I've scrolled through, various people

I think my dash is trying real hard to manifest this one

This is the 20th one I've scrolled through, various people