We are so fucking back (in bed)

Rat riding a dog detected but also they are a couple!

fun thing about herding and/or generally neurotic breeds: they are really good at following rules you have instituted, but they will also make their own Dog Rules they will follow stringently whether or not you like it

despite never being reprimanded for getting sick if my dog throws up she will ‘tattle’ on herself and run over to me, show me the throw up, then hide and start shaking uncontrollably. nobody taught her to do this. she has decided that throwing up is a punishable offense until the end of time

my dog has decided that it’s solely on her shoulders to ensure there is peace in my house…if the cats fight she stands between them to ‘break it up’ and/or herds them away, if my rats have an argument she goes to the cage door and barks until they stop. not sure why she has decided she must carry the weight of the world but she has

gaining followers pretty fast and that should not be happening i think. tumblr have some restraint. youre embarassing us

tumblr please. we have guests. control urself

oh shit those ARE the guests. hot damn. will have to contemplate this

Hello tumblr new arrivals! welcome, it is so good to have you here, some tips before we get started! u are coming across as, (what is colloquially known as,) "desperate,"

u used to be able to put a dvd in your computer. and then u could watch it

I found a VHS tape at the junk store, labeled just “A Surprise!”. Since I’d recently set up my VCR and old 80s TV, I thought I should check it out.

Just… just watch. 

How i look when I see a loud noise

being normal about my interests is not written into my dna i physically cannot do it

i know we all like to hate on the tumblr radar but im just so jazzed about this cube look at it go

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Since watering means giving something water but milking means extracting milk from something that must means that water's default is to give but milk's default is to take. So water must be inherently kind while milk is cruel

Yosuke Amemiya

#i like the implication that dali just had that effect on things#just a surrealism field around him at all times

The link in the original post unfortunately leads to a deleted account, so I googled the artist Yosuke Amemiya. And you guys. Those apples are WOOD. That isn’t digital art or some malleable medium like clay or putty. Wood. I’m almost angry at how good they look. Absolute witchcraft.

Some close-up shots from the artist’s website:

mr. amemiya i’m sorry but you have to leave the orchard

I am so unsettled by apples that look like liquid

like yes it’s impressive but also it is very unsettling

i grew up in a small rural town where there was one dentist, which i went to from around age 5 whenever my parents had the right insurance/money/time to get me there. anyway when i'm like 20 or so i started having minor issues with my wisdom teeth coming in, but not so severe that this place can't extract them.

so i go in for that and i'm sitting there in the chair and the assistant comes in looking at some paperwork and says "so you've been coming here for a while right?" and i am like "oh yeah since i was a little kid" and she replies "yeah, i thought so, there's one note on your file and it's 'patient likes dinosaurs and bugs'"

And do you still like dinosaurs and bugs?

Good news, everyone

*comes online*

*reblogs 30 things within 5 minutes*

*fucks off again*

MOUSE YAOI REAL

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