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the real chargrill charlie's

@charbroiledchicken

mind the gap
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i just spent all night reading marauders fanfics and i'm exhausted but do not regret it in the slightest. anyways here are a few recommendations from the list of fics i finished (they're all on ao3, and you can read the full summaries there):

  • 'on purpose' by 3d3nwrit3s. it's a 17k word wolfstar texting fic based off red white and royal blue. i finished it really quickly and it is super cute so i highly recommend if you want some fluff. i'm normally not one for texting fics but it was really good.
  • 'SUGAR HIGH' by ivycore. it's a 161k modern jegulus fic and the black brothers angst in the latter chapters was *chefs kiss*. it is super smutty though (regulus is an escort so)
  • 'PRETTY BOY' by ivycore. its like SUGAR HIGH but with rosekiller and it's ridiculously good. i haven't really found many rosekiller fics but this one hit the spot at like 2 am. you don't need to read SUGAR HIGH beforehand to understand it. like the one above, its also smutty.
  • 'operation walburga's arbitrary no kissing ever rule' by courfee. i re-read this because its one of my favourite jegulus fics. it's based off ten things i hate about you. 10/10.
  • OH AND I STARTED TO RE-READ CRIMSON RIVERS BY BIZZARESTARS BECAUSE I ADORE IT SO I HIGHLY HIGHLY HIGHLY RECCOMEND. jegulus hunger games long-fic (its 865k words oop).
  • 'teach them how to dream' by calamitoutside. it's a really cute, 89k word jegulus fic where regulus is harry's kindergarten teacher. lily and james are besties and have a really good relationship in it (we don't stand for lily evans slander in this household).
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my favourite thing to do when i'm bored is name drop in my current work-in-progress. some people go to name-berry or other name websites when they're stuck on background characters, i like to pick my friends, change their last names, kill them off, and then giggle to myself like a proud supervillain.

i know a guy that people like to call 'shivers' (he's gotten hypothermia several times while camping, long story. its a running gag with my friends) and i needed a background character in my recent chapter, so i named him "josh frost" and called it a day.

and then i made my best friend and her crush date.

“any resemblance to actual events locales or persons is coincidental” my ass

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why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

Broken notes… deactivated account… removed image….

Finally, we have them all.

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spacefinch

In addition: OP’s name is just… gone. No “[insert username]-deactivated[insert a bunch of numbers]” as is the standard for deactivated blogs.

Just the world “deactivated.” Look upon their post, ye mighty, and despair.

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

it feels like i ventured into the backrooms

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rice is the perfect food and westerners should eat more of it i'm so serious

you can season it, you can drizzle it with sauce, you can cook it in broth or coconut milk, you can add spices sugar butter sesame oil rice vinegar, you can mix it w/ garlic & scallions & veggies, you can fry it and scramble an egg in it, it goes with meat & seafood & protein, it reheats great with a bit of water, it's cheap, insane shelf-life, ideal for bulk buy discounts, many types & shapes & textures, there are thousands of recipes ranging from china to india to japan to the middle east to latin america to europe. AND a rice cocker cooks it for you. the many splendors that await you...

look i am aware of the penis typo. i am not fixing the penis typo. reblog this as is or not at all cowards

where's waldo

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I've rarely seen a more validating sentence in my entire life.

reblog to disturb jk rowling

i will always take the chance to disturb jk rowling

disturb jk rowling

Let’s disturb jk Rowling together 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️

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stvrgvrll

oh simply shut up jk rowling

Yes get disturbed bozo

Best sentence I’ve ever seen in my life.

Yeah okay, I'll reblog that! 😈🏳️‍⚧️

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crystalwhisp

The sheer SPEED i hit the rb button with

this made my year

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