im in a dd/dd relationship and we just fucking whip our bed with our belts every night before passing out 

Thinking about full body scrunge

i cant stop thinking about thus video

line & ayo!!

For Years my brother has been fucking with me by periodically texting me to say Jimmy Carter had finally died. Today the bit has paid off.

The response to my reaction at work was “what do you MEAN ‘for real this time’?????”

I fucking hate it here I’m crying

Markiplier not partnering with Honey because he didn't understand how its business model was profitable with how much it spent on advertising demonstrates a level of thoughtfulness that seems absent in a lot of youtubers.

Diet culture is hilarious and rad actually

rethink your weekend. Harder liquor on an emptier stomach is just what you need. Trust me, I’m a doctor.

he then proceeded to become an egotistical jerk and get evicted from his apartment

René Magritte - L'automate (1928-1929)

“See you next time” is a wallpaper I made with Kiki from Animal Crossing. Also made a “dreamy version” of it which gives it a softer look (in my opinion 👀)

If you want to download them you can on my kofi page! It’s free but if you want to give me some money for it I definitely won’t complain! My other wallpapers I’ve made are also in the shop😉

Thank you for your support❤️

Buddy that thing doesn't even look like it knows where it parked its flying saucer

well yes!

“Color Kitten”

Today (day after Christmas) was a lazy stay-at-home day, so I grabbed my 3DS and animated this guy. It started out as some random guy, then turned into the cowardly lion, and finally me trying to remember what the Color Kittens from the Little Golden Books looked like. Enjoy!

(Animated using the “Butterfly Animation” app for the Nintendo 3DS)